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New gadgets

2010-08-14T15:53:00.006+08:00

The Bold 2 is seriously worth the money. Amazing battery life and now I'm online 24/7 WOOHOO. It feels great to get something using your own money. The iPhone can kiss my ass. Oh and white > black.

Also, my 6 year old PC broke down and this is what my dad got to replace it:

23" full HD touchscreen, Intel Core i5-750 Processor (2.66 GHz), 1TB hard disk drive, 4GB DDR3 RAM, Windows 7 Home Premium OS, Media Reader, NVIDIA GeForce G210-M 512MB graphic card & Bluetooth.

I feel blessed and thankful. Thank you daddy. Thank you Allah. :)

WOW

2010-08-13T10:53:00.029+08:00

GUESS WHO'S BACK

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DID Y'ALL MISS ME?

[crickets chirp]

Oh.

I don't even know where to start. This is like, the first post of the year for me. Okay okay!

It's day 3 of fasting. So far so good.

Hmm, so for the past year I've been really obsessed with K-Pop. Yes, like all those other freaks with Korean characters in their names like (Afifah 사랑해 Siwon) on Facebook and profile pictures of DBSK and Super Junior and shit. I even have a Soshified account, how gay is that. Not that I post a lot. It's a sad sign to have a million post counts on a forum, thank God mine is only like.... 12. And also, before you judge me, at least I'm not into K-Dramas. No offense to anyone who is, it's just that if I were I would be sucked even deeper into the wondrous black hole that is Korean pop culture and can't be saved. Who the hell is Lee Minho again though? [gets bricked] Okay what I'm trying to say is I'M NOT A CRAZY FANBOY (or am I?)

There are two girl groups I just LOVE LOVE LOVE. Which are SNSD (OMG SHOCKER HUH) and After School. I don't really particularly care about anyone else. Well, f(x) has nice songs but I'm not really into them as a group, T-Ara.. I'm only in it for Hyomin. Out of the new-ish groups, I kind of like Secret. But I only know Seonhwa and Zinger. Seonhwa because she's such a dumb goofy bitch who's bad at math on Invincible Youth and Zinger because... Seriously? Zinger? That's your stage name? [thinks of the Zinger Burger @ KFC] Yeah, no honey. Rainbow are pretty but they all seriously look the same, with their high long ponytails in "A". I'd love to get to know them better though. 2NE1 are fierce! Sandara is so cute and their songs are so insanely catchy. HATE KARA. Wonder Girls are too one note. Nine Muses? Yawn. miss A are not bad. Same goes for 4minute, so on and so forth.

Anyway, I'm going to start with SNSD. So Nyuh Shi Dae. Girls' Generation. KOREA'S MOST LOVED GIRL GROUP. Here's their most stunning, recent picture for their Japanese debut:

L-R: Seohyun, Taeyeon, Hyoyeon, Yoona, Yuri, Jessica, Sunny, Tiffany & Sooyoung.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is better. A LOT BETTER. My initial reactions when I saw them were "Why are there so many of them?" and "Why do all of them look the same". Well that was over a year ago and now I love them. They've conquered Korea and our hearts and are debuting in Japan in September with the Japanese version of "Genie"! Sowoneul malhaebwa~ I couldn't think of a better song choice. I also can't wait to see the remake of the music video eeeeeeeeeeee. I wonder if I should pre-order it online, but RM73 (not even including shipping -_-") for an EP with one title song in Japanese and Korean and an instrumental does not cut it. They do have a photo booklet (with new pictures y'all), a trading card and a DVD of the remade music video though so hmm. Meh, I'll just wait for their new photobook that they shot in Phuket and their concert DVD and album to come out and order all of that together so I at least get free shipping. DAMN YOU SM FOR MAKING SO MANY EXPENSIVE, PLEASING THINGS FOR FANBOYS.

They debuted in '07 with "Into The New World" (k this song is so inspiring and Baby One More Time-esque) and then went into their jankest period ever in '08 which was the "Kissing You" and "Baby Baby" era, which I would like to forget/wish never existed/not go into detail about. They were like dressed in frocks and waving lollipops on stage. But for the record, Kissing You is a really cute, addictive song. And there's one line in the chorus when they sing which sounds like they're saying "We are gay" and I always lol when I listen to it. Cool story huh.

And then they came out with "Gee" in early '09 which is like, their biggest hit with 34094845 consecutive wins on Music Bank.

L-R: Taeyeon, Tiffany, Sooyoung, Jessica, Yuri, Yoona, Sunny, Hyoyeon & Seohyun

Gee gee gee gee baby baby baby. The song, the dance. Some people think its annoying. BUT MOST LOVE IT. I just wish Taeyeon's hair wasn't so jank in the music video. The song was their most successful hit, winning 9 consecutive weeks on Music Bank, a record still unbroken.

They dissapeared for awhile after that but the girls came back with "Genie" in the middle of the year.

L-R: (Back Row Standing) Sooyoung (black hat), Seohyun (blue hat), Yoona (black hat), Yuri (blue hat), Hyoyeon (red hat)
(Front Row Sitting) Sunny (white hat), Jessica (red hat), Taeyeon (red hat), Tiffany (white hat).

Sowoneul malhaebwa, I'm a genie for you boy~ In my opinion, this is their best song and best concept. This marine girl concept is so.. HOT and the song is their best one yet. And the choreography is so good, Rino Nakasone from The Beat Freaks (America's Best Dance Crew) choreographed it (and Oh! too). Especially when they legpop.

Not long after that, they were chosen to promote for LG's Chocolate Phone and made a song and music video for it called "Chocolate Love" (how witty) with a retro ~*sophisticated*~ look:

L-R: Taeyeon, Hyoyeon, Yoona, Tiffany, Seohyun, Sunny, Jessica, Sooyoung & Yuri

I GOT YOU BABE, I CALL, I CALL IT CHOCOLATE LOVE~

After yet another hiatus, they came back earlier this year with "Oh!" with a cheerleader concept and this '80s retro thing.. I don't know how to explain it but they're all in coloured plaid. Smart move to have a sporty concept on their part because of the World Cup, and so it was another hit for them needless to say because they can do no wrong.

L-R: Tiffany, Yuri, Taeyeon, Yoona, Hyoyeon, Sooyoung, Jessica, Seohyun & Sunny.

Oh, oh, oh, OH-ppareul saranghae, ah, ah, ah, AH, mani manihae! Oh! was soooo cute. Another addicting song, it's cute, cute choreo, cute cute cute etc.

And then they came out with "Run Devil Run" to counter all the cuteness and to showcase a more sexier, mature image. Finally a song without the words OPPA and SARANGHAE

L-R: (Back Row) Sooyoung, Seohyun, Hyoyeon, Yuri
(Front Row) Taeyeon, Sunny, Yoona, Jessica, Tiffany

You better run, run, run, run, run~ RDR's my fave song after Genie, and it has their best music video and choreography. Ke$ha (THAT HOMELESS DRUNK SLUT) actually recorded the demo of the song, but RDR is their song.

Now even though their main title tracks are all dance-y, these girls CAN sing (especially Taeyeon, Jessica, Seohyun & Sunny, their main vocalists) and they actually have really stunning ballads. This one's called Star, Star, Star which is my favourite one:

L-R: Taeyeon, Yoona, Tiffany
Sooyoung, Sunny, Seohyun, Jessica
Yuri, Hyoyeon

And this one's "Forever", I can't wait to see and hear this one live on their concert DVD:

L-R: Yuri, Tiffany, Seohyun, Jessica, Sooyoung, Yoona, Taeyeon, Hyoyeon, Sunny

And this one's "Dear Mom", which is well obviously about mothers. It's a really touching, beautiful song and it's personal too since Tiffany's mother passed away when she was younger. See haters, these girls don't have vapid meaningless songs:

L-R: Yoona, Tiffany (one picture) Yuri, Hyoyeon
Taeyeon, Jessica, Seohyun
Sunny

Moving on. I'm going to talk about each member individually by order of my favourite. I think this is the hardest I've worked on a post ever so please please please read on :)

My #1 is..

TAEYEON!

She's the leader and oldest of the group, which may come as a surprise to some. Most of them are within the age range of 19-21 with about 5 out of them being 21 so there's not a big difference in age though. I actually thought Yoona was the leader when I first got into them. She's called the Kid Leader because of how tiny she is. She's 5'2" (the 3rd shortest) but even though she's small, she's the vocal powerhouse of the group and the one who gets the most lines and does all the adlibbing in songs.

Taeyeon - If

Taeyeon - Can You Hear Me

And this one's of her singing a cover of the 200 Pound Beauty OST, "Byul" which is my favourite Korean ballad on her radio show that she used to host:

STUNNING, FLAWLESS ETC. She had a cold that day and still sounds like a goddess. On a K-Pop idol ranking based on the number of members on their Daum and Naver cafes, Taeyeon placed 5th (after the DBSK members), making her the most popular female idol and highest ranked SNSD member. She's also confessed to have received 14 lovecalls from various Korean celebs, but she's turned them all down, WORK IT OUT TAETAE. We all know she's in love with 2PM's Wooyoung though. She's hosted her own radio show, Chin Chin, co-hosted a talk show, Win Win, appeared on the popular variety show We Got Married with some fat old actor (that was hilarious), had a role as the lead in the musical "Midnight Sun" and has sang for various OSTs.

My #2 is..

JESSICA!

I used to have this huge crush on a girl who looked a lot like her (especially in the first picture) but I stopped liking her after she gained weight. Actually, I also gained weight so I shouldn't be talking.. A N Y W A Y

I love Jessica because she's beautiful and a great singer. Her voice is sooooooo funny and cute. She sounds like a Disney princess cartoon but this makes her easily distinguishable when you listen to their songs, you can tell straight away that it's her singing considering there are 9 members after all. She's a main vocalist in the group and IMO the 2nd best singer after Taeyeon.

Jessica - Hero (short snippet)

Jessica ft. Onew - One Year Later

Jessica & Taeyeon - Greatest Love of All + If I Ain't Got You

Their harmonizing <3 (Jessica sings first, then Taeyeon)

She's called the "Ice Princess" in Korea because she has this permanent bored bitchface when she appears on shows but she can't help it~ She likes to sleep too. Oh and she's American! She was born in San Francisco and she has a younger sister, Krystal who's in f(x). Jessica is the better looking sister though both are very pretty, no doubt. Her full name is Jessica Jung Soo Yeon. She speaks fluent English and sounds so sexy and different when she does. She's the 4th shortest member (5'4"). On the previously mentioned K-Pop idol ranking, she was ranked at #20, making her the 4th most popular SNSD member on the list. Jessica co-hosted a talk show, Happy Birthday and starred as Elle Woods in a Korean musical adaptation of "Legally Blonde" (such a fitting choice). Jessica's ideal man is Josh Hartnett.. Hmph. She and Taeyeon are close and like to watch late night horror movies together and I want them to be lesbian lovers. JeTi fans please don't kill me.

#3

HYOYEON!

Also known as Hyoyeoncé (okay not really).. She's the lead dancer of the group and specializes in popping and locking which is why she's called the "Dancing Queen".

D I V A

Most people say she's the ugliest member of the group and people are always hating on her. Just type "Hyoyeon" on Google and it autocompletes your search to "Hyoyeon ugly" and "Hyoyeon plastic surgery".. RUDE. I was guilty of hating her at first but she ended up in my top 3 after I saw the light and realized her stunning goddess beauty. She's also soooo funny and her Engrish is so lulzy.

Ahahaha forever @ PAYNCAKE AND WAPPLE. [0:13 onwards]

It's too bad she gets the worst hairstyles in their performances/photoshoots most of the time (I think the stylists hate her), there was one period where she liked to perm/curl her bangs and she looked crazy. Now I actually think it adds to her quirky charm. She placed 51st on the K-pop idol ranking. Not bad out of 100 but based on the list, she's the lowest ranked one from SNSD. :( I wish she had more solo projects from SNSD, even the other members have said so themselves (I thought it was sweet that Yuri invited Hyoyeon on Invincible Youth). I think it's really cool that she's appearing on more shows frequently though like on Let's Go Dream Team, random appearances on We Got Married to monitor Seohyun (lol). A host once asked her how she feels about not being a regular on shows compared to the other members but she handled it with such g r a c e and said they all had their own roles and her time will come. Yes it will honey. Hyoyeon also speaks fluent Mandarin, having went to Beijing just to learn it. (Y) She's the 2nd shortest of the group (5'1"). She has a really raspy, husky speaking and singing voice and she doesn't get a lot of lines in their songs but I've noticed she's singing more in their recent songs. I would say she's better vocally than Yoona and Sooyoung though and would rank her 6th vocal-wise along with Yuri (who has a surprisingly nice voice).

#4 is..

SOOYOUNG!

She's the tallest of the group, standing at 5'7". She's one of the darker-skinned members, lol @ my friend saying "She looks Malay" and ahahah I actually agree. Her legs are like miiiiles long. She has a Christian name and it's.. Summer. Summer Choi Sooyoung. K can't you pick a better name?! She's well-known for eating a lot and still staying thin (~~like me~~). She also speaks fluent Japanese since she's lived in Japan and debuted there with another Japanese girl as a duo a few years back. She's also really bitchy but in a funny way, her fighting with Hyoyeon is hilarious. She placed #46 on the idol rankings, making her the 2nd lowest ranked SNSD member. :| I believe that Sooyoung will stand a chance to be one of the more popular members when they debut in Japan, because in addition to knowing how to speak Japanese, she has big eyes and a round face and don't Japanese people love that look? When they come back to Korea I hope Sooyoung and Hyoyeon can have their own show and rule the world and become so fucking popular.

TIFFANY!

Pany pany Tippany~ Famous for her eye-smile. At first I was like wtf is an eyesmile but an eyesmile is basically this: ^^ And they really do look like that when she smiles. Her height is 5'4". She's American like Jessica and she too was born in San Francisco so she obviously speaks fluent English. Coincidentally, both of them also went to the same international high school in Korea and both were SM trainees and both were chosen to debut in SNSD, so they're basically sisters. It's destiny I tell you. Her real full name is actually Stephanie Hwang Mi Young. In the idol ranking, she is ranked at #13, making her the 3rd most popular SNSD member. She's one of the main vocalists of the group. Sometimes she's off when she sings (caused by the surgical removal of vocal cord nodules) but most of the time she gets it right.

Tiffany - By Myself

Beautiful~

She's really a great singer when she sings within her range. She came to Korea on her own to train when she was casted at the SM audition in LA against her father's wishes, not even knowing how to speak Korean and I really admire her drive for that and am happy that she managed to make it happen for herself. Her ideal man is.. Chace Crawford T_T WHY

#6

SEOHYUN!

Seohyun (Seo Joo Hyun) is the maknae of the group, meaning the youngest. She's my age, and she is essentially the perfect Korean girl. She is so prim and proper and smart, it's not a bad thing but sometimes she is so.. frigid you just wanna shake her. She makes it a point to learn 20 English words a day and sleep precisely at midnight. A mother's dream daughter. She's really cute and so pure and demure and etc. and WOW HER VOICE. It doesn't match the way she looks, when she sings it's like someone else is singing like some big titted soulful woman.

Seohyun - It's Okay Even if it Hurts

Soooo stunning, I can't even. Currently, she's becoming increasingly popular (and hated) because she's paired up with CN Blue's lead singer Yonghwa on We Got Married, a reality show where idols pair up and pretend to be a married couple (no shit). She placed 28th on the list, and thus she is the 5th most popular member. She also plays the piano and speaks fluent Mandarin. She's 5'6".

#7

YOONA!

Somewhere, I can hear Azrin let out a shriek of fury because she hates her. But Yoona is pretty and that makes it all okay (let's be real). She's 5'6.5". I used to resent Yoona for being the "face" of SNSD and getting all the attention but she is really a cute, nice girl. She's so goofy. And her LAUGH

is YOONIQUE

All the attention sort of makes up for the lack of lines she gets in songs though, like for example in Star Star Star all she does is whisper the intro and she doesn't sing throughout the rest of the song. She's also an actress, but I dunno how good her acting is since I haven't watched any of her dramas but my friends say she's good so yeah. She's tall and thin, and books commercials and ads left and right so work it out Yoona~ She ranked 8th on the idol rankings, making her the 2nd most popular member in SNSD based on the list.

#8

YURI!

Known as the "Black Pearl" because of her glowing tan skin and luscious black hair. Where do they come up with these nicknames.. Hmm. Yuri to me is okay. She is very sexy and a great dancer. Her vocals are also more than adequate.

Yuri & Sooyoung - Kkok!

I love trot songs.

She hosts Music Core with Tiffany, or rather, used to until recently when they had to leave due to preparations for their Japanese debut. She's 5'6", and is ranked at #33 on the idol rankings, making her the 6th most popular SNSD member. She also was a part of Invincible Youth along with Sunny! G7~

And.. last. But not least. ~~Okay maybe sort of idk.~~

#9

SUNNY!

Ah.. Well. Sunny is not exactly my cup of tea, let's just put it that way but I don't hate her. She just acts too cute way too god damn much. Girl you are 21. However.. She has a very, very pleasant voice:

Sunny - Finally Now

She's the shortest at only 5 feet. She's full of energy though. She's ranked at #35 on the idol rankings and she's the 7th most popular member out of SNSD. She was born in the US and then moved to Kuwait but moved back to Korea because of the Gulf War. Because of this, she has a phobia of fireworks and explosives. Hmm k I dunno I just wanna finish this post I worked so hard on now..

So overall

YES

I LOVE THESE GIRLS AND HOPE THEY CAN CONQUER JAPAN AND NEXT, THE WORLD. I hope you've gotten to know them better now so adios.

Next post will be on: AFTER SCHOOL!

So

2009-09-11T20:46:00.003+08:00

I meant to post about this earlier, but I've been so busy. So as you all know (or not) my uncle went missing at sea more than 2 weeks ago, and it was a very testing time for my family. But in the end..

Fisherman found safe and sound after 19 days
Henry b Siyu
MUKAH: Fisherman Andrew Wee, 39, who was reported missing at sea since August 22, was found safe and sound by a group of fishermen about 25 nautical miles off Bekenu Beach near Miri about 7.00 pm Wednesday.
Fondly known as Anong among his friends, Wee has been stranded in the open sea for 19 days after the engine of his fishing vessel, which was not equipped with any communication facility, broke down.
His brother, Paul, when contacted yesterday confirmed news of the finding, saying it ended a very painful waiting period for the family.
"While I was taking my dinner about 7.30 pm yesterday (Wednesday), I received a call from Anong saying that he was safe after being rescued by fishermen off Bekenu Beach.
"He told me that a few hours before he was found, he jumped into the sea and swam towards land using a water container to keep him afloat. It was while he was swimming that he was spotted by the fishermen.
"Days earlier, when he lowered anchor soon after his engine broke down, the rope (of the anchor) snapped, which resulted in the vessel to drift slowly towards the beach.
"He was fortunate for he had sufficient food and water supply to last him that long. His vessel is now being towed to Miri for repair. He (Anong) too is also on his way to Miri," Paul said, adding that his brother was in good health although a bit tired because of the long hours swimming in the sea before he was rescued.
"We are all very thankful that he is safe. We are looking forward to seeing him in Mukah. My cousins in Miri are looking after him while he is there while my other brother Peter will be going there today (yesterday) to meet him."
Anong went out to sea on August 22 from a private jetty here. He would go out alone to fish and would return home after four to seven days.

Syukur Alhamdulillah.. :)

I was so relieved when I found out on Wednesday evening. The day before, the police called and told my aunt that they found a dead body with no eyes in Bintulu, and she along with my Uncle Paul went there to identify the body. I can't imagine how scared everyone must have been, to be prepared for the worst, but I still believed that it wasn't really him. And after that they reported about finding a headless body and the body of a little boy (!!!). It didn't turn out to be my uncle though, but I feel so sorry for the deceaseds' families.. :(

The story's on the front page of Utusan Sarawak and The Eastern Times BTW. I saw it at school and smiled.

My uncle's a fightah yo!

EEEEE

2009-09-02T10:06:00.010+08:00

...

EEEE.

Gahhh

2009-08-31T18:41:00.001+08:00

MUST

NOT

PROCRASTINATE

HAHA

2009-08-27T07:46:00.012+08:00

...

Hmm

2009-08-21T18:30:00.004+08:00

I have 6 new, small moles on my face this year. And I've always had 2, so that makes it 8.

They say that people with a lot of moles are beautiful..

YOU DO THE MATH.

PUASAAAAAAA

Sigh

2009-08-20T22:01:00.006+08:00

I have to bring my maid to the salon this weekend because she wants to dye and straighten her hair before she goes back to her kampung next month.

Boh main main, orang gaji ku stail doe. Haha. And she knows how to alter clothes. Like my mom gave her some of her old clothes, and well my mom WAS pretty big (lmfaoooo sorry Ma!) and my maid is like, so small and my maid altered them so it could fit her, and she made them look like.. like.. SO NGAM AND PRO AND LIKE SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO IT. I want her to alter two T-shirts I bought in KL to make them smaller now, because I was at Brands Outlet (OMG I love this store, like F.O.S. only with better variety) and there was this massive sale and I saw this cool shirt but it was the last one and it was in XL, but I bought it anyways because it would be such a waste if I didn't.. It fits me okay lah, but if it were smaller it would be just nice.

I hope she'll come back.. She's such a nice, good and efficient maid. I'll never forget the time my mom sent us fresh lobsters from Mukah and then my maid made lobster with cheese. Nyaman doe, I was pleasantly surprised with her cooking. Oh and I'm going to be the one who'll have to do the chores and etc. when she's gone since it'll just be me and my dad at home. I dunno who's going to cook lah, SERIOUSLY. Nang jadi rumah bujang lah tok.. And my cat's PREGNANT. Like for real this time.. More mouths to feed. Who's going to help me bathe Nelly now? Who's going to help me clean her litter box? Wahhhhhhhh I'm going to miss my maid :'((((((((((

If you laughed when you read that, I'm going to kill you. I also miss my mom....... And my brother.... And my little sister... My older sister, not so much... Haha

But I'm glad to have school and nice friends to keep me occupied in the meantime. :)

P.S. Puasa this weekend! I'm going to weigh myself and record it, and at the end of the fasting month I'll weigh myself again to see how much weight I've lost.. or. Not lost. Someone said you don't lose weight by fasting, but why did I lose 4 kg when I was fasting last year? Okay fine.. I think I had exams around that time so the stress probably contributed to the weight loss. But I want to prove you wrong, mwahahaha.

...

2009-08-14T12:58:00.006+08:00

... O_________O

Eee

2009-08-13T21:08:00.001+08:00

SO NICE. It's my favourite song off Lily Allen's album too!

Question:

2009-08-11T21:39:00.005+08:00

Why do some people put tags on the bottom of their personal photos which say for example uh, let me think of a name. Okay. "Pig Photography"

Is it really necessary?

... I'm nitpicking aren't I. Haha

Random thought

2009-08-09T20:15:00.001+08:00

Is it lust.. or love?

HMM

Oi

2009-08-09T18:01:00.004+08:00

I just remembered a Siti Nurhaliza song...

KU SUKA LAGU TOK, STAIL DOE HAHAHA

So 90's. It's going to play at my wedding, and everyone'll start slow-dancing... I'm serious. Can't you tell?

My cousin met her at Pavilion in the elevator once. Siti smiled at her and asked my cousin why she wasn't at school, and my cousin just smiled cheekily and said she skipped, then Siti just laughed. So nice. SITI SO KIUK KIUK AND PWEETY ARR!!!!!!1111

So

2009-08-07T13:39:00.004+08:00

Apparently Lady Gaga has come out and said that she is actually a hermaphrodite, meaning she was born with both male and female genitalia..

Interesting. I dunno how true this is though. You would think with all the clothes (or lack thereof) that she's worn we would have seen a bump or something. Actually, there is one.. but I'm too lazy to find it.

NOW. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE A RIDE ON HER DISCOSTICK? KEKEKE

I used to hate Beth Ditto

2009-08-04T16:30:00.001+08:00

but this song of her's is cool. I LIKE IT, I DON'T CARE!

1st Day of Class

2009-08-03T15:29:00.003+08:00

was okay.

Obsessed

2009-07-30T21:43:00.002+08:00

I love M83.

I love this video. IT'S SO COOL. As well as this one:

It's so mellow and dreamy and CK One-like. Whee.

Update

2009-07-29T20:54:00.006+08:00

Started at LKW this week. Orientation.. I'm too lazy to go into details. But the staff and academic team are really nice and funny..

My classes start next week! 6 days of classes every week. I'm kind of looking forward to them (well for now, while I still bersemangat) except the waking up on Saturday morning and having to go to Islamic Studies class part.. Damn you, LAN subjects! [shakes fist angrily] But after comparing it to some of my other friend's timetables, it's not so bad la.

Monday:
9 - 12: Foundation English 151
1 - 4: Building Construction 151

Tuesday:
1 - 4: Foundation Maths 151

Wednesday:
1 - 4: Intro to Design Theory 151

Thursday:
9 - 12: Architecture Drawing 151
1 - 4: Building Structure 151

Friday:
9 - 12: Building Construction 151
1 - 4: Architecture Drawing 151

Saturday:
9 - 12: Islamic Studies

There are like, not more than 15 people in my course.. Which is a good thing. And I have to buy my materials soon. And pay the fees within this week. And send in my DCF form. And send Nora's textbooks that she left here via Poslaju, I can't find one out of her three books that she asked me to send though, I've searched the whole house for it..

OHYA today I finally watched Harry Potter 6. It was.. okay, better than the 5th one, WHICH SUCKED MAJOR BALLS IF I MIGHT ADD. I don't remember reading about the part where the Death Eaters came and set The Burrow on fire though, did that even happen in the book? I felt so lost during that scene. Anyways, one more movie and the saga'll be over.. Surprisingly, I feel rather indifferent about it now. I think it's probably because I've lost interest over a long period of waiting for the 6th movie to come out. I remember when I finished the 7th book, OMG I couldn't believe it was all over.. It's my favourite book. That, and the 4th and 6th one.

Oh and I just started watching True Blood. The show is practically PORN. The opening scene is of a girl giving a guy a handjob in the car, how nice! It's a show on HBO, and now I truly understand what Deborah Wilson on Mad TV meant when she said, "You're watching HBO, it's not TV, it's PORN". Referring to the American HBO that is, not the HBO on Astro. Malaysia bah. Apparently they show it on Astro? WTF I didn't know this. I bet they cut out a lot of the scenes and stuff they said though, I downloaded the series and aduh, I have to watch it alone. If I hear my dad coming down the stairs I'll quickly pause/minimize it and open a random tab on Firefox.. My computer is in the living room, so it's very lapang and open. Even if I see my maid coming I'll quickly pause and minimize the screen because ugh, she can be so gago sometimes. Like she'll come down the stairs carrying the laundry and if I'm watching something she'll stop and look at the screen and watch whatever I'm watching too if she finds it interesting. CB so annoying okay. Once, I was watching Little Britain and Emily Howard's sketch was on, and Emily is a man who dresses up as an unconvincing woman and wears old fashioned clothes (hell, both of the main actors are exactly just that, but whatever that's what the character is supposed to be, an unconvicing transvestite, btw this sketch is one of my faves) and my maid was like "Eh, ya LAKI nak, NYIAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!111" and I'm thinking, "YA OBVIOUSLY NOW CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP AND GO AWAY OR SOMETHING" but of course I didn't say that, I'm not that mean.. and she'll also ask a lot of questions and laugh crazily, most of the time, Little Britain gets a little too inappropriate so it's very awkward to watch it with her on the sidelines. And there was this one time I was watching The Unborn on my computer, and then she was watching also la, and then this "scary" part came up and she let out this gila scream, and it practically gave me a heart attack, like I wasn't even shocked or anything when it happened until she screamed a second later.. I scolded her for doing that after that, but she just laughed some more, annoying me even further. I have half a mind to pause the screen and stare at her until she gets the memo and leave the next time, DO YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE A MEAN THING TO DO. She really knows how to get on my nerves sometimes, but actually she is a very good and efficient maid. Eh, I'm digressing already.

Oh and don't judge me for liking this show. I'm already up to Episode 4. My favourite character is Tara, she's like the stereotypical sassy little black bitch, except not so stereotypical, if you know what I mean. No? Oh, okay.

That's all from me.

For your time, here's even more reason to hate Hayden "Pudgy Midget" Panettiere. But this actually makes me laugh too, so eh.

OMG SLUT

LOL

2009-07-22T18:58:00.002+08:00

This is me everyday online:

HAHA

I MAKE THEM GOOD GIRLS GO BAD

2009-07-18T18:44:00.012+08:00

AZIZUL'S WANT LIST

i like how zees outfit looks

zees too

i want that jacket (but i would probably never have an occasion to use it)

O M G

AAAA SO KIUK KIUK DE ^_^Y~*

I STILL WANT THIS SO BAD T_______T

... I WILL THINK OF MORE THINGS THAT I WANT.

Oh and HAHA LIZA GOT INTERVIEWED BY METRO NEWSPAPER (never heard) THIS MORNING. THEY ASKED HER ABOUT SEX... IN BM!!!!!!!!!!!

I will.. No, I must find out what she said because... I need a good laugh. God, I bet it's going to be GOOD.

P.S. Aiyo haiyo haiya aiyerrrrr, how can a parent offer a BMW for their son to get 7A's... LIFE'S UNFAIR. If my mom had offered that.. OH LAWD, YOU DO NOT KNOW THE LENGTHS I WOULD GO TO TO ACHIEVE THAT. AND MORE. GAHHHH. [shakes fist]

P.P.S. "Today, I received a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facebook app) from my boyfriend of 3 years. Along with the ring came a message. It read, "Will you marry me?" He was serious. FML" <-- HAHAHAHA that's not so bad what! I think it's kind of romantic.. If I were her I'd be happy! But eh, that's just me. Mafia Wars <3

Blah blah blah

2009-07-16T15:32:00.010+08:00

I start at LKW on the 27th. Heh.

Back to school... A few months ago I would have been excited to start but now.. I'm not really looking forward to it. I still want to vegetate at home. 11 more days!!!

Today I had to renew my passport. I thought it expired next year, but... looks like I thought wrong. Heehee. I had to renew it because I'm spending Raya in Perth this year for 2 weeks, and you need at least 6 months left in your passport to travel outside of Malaysia. I can't say I'm excited, I mean this is THE FIRST RAYA WHERE YOU KNOW, I CAN DRIVE AND VISIT ALLLLLL OF MY FRIENDS' HOUSES/TUMPANG ANEESAH (most probably the latter, bahahahahahahahahahhaa), AND I'M NOT HERE. It's the soonest I'll get to see them too T_T Oh well, there's always December. But at the same time, a holiday would be nice (as if I haven't gotten enough, but I don't care)

I want to watch Harry Potter OMG but then I would have to watch it alone, because I have no freaking idea who to watch it with. So pathetic ler. If you see a lonesome emo-looking boy at Star one of these days with emo-looking hair (SHINY emo hair, thank you -- you know who you are -- for the compliment *idong kembang*), you'll know who it is.

The house is quiet again, Nora left for UTP yesterday and my mom and Rahil went back this morning. I feel really sad. [/emo]

Some photos at McDonalds at the airport yesterday:

Mummy & Nora

Rahil & Me

Look: a different angle!

SO I MISS MY FAMILY, SUE ME. I CAN BE VERY SENSITIVE OKAY!!! (shut up)

Sigh. I dunno what else to say. BAI

HAHA

2009-07-13T09:41:00.002+08:00

LOVE U, MA! <3

You can have your Adriana 'cuz --

2009-07-03T22:50:00.003+08:00

I'VE GOT MY MARYNA:

She's Victoria's best kept secret.. And I already have dibs on her kthxbai

I am Vicky Pollard

2009-06-30T17:21:00.003+08:00

Today I sent Nelly to the vet, the one near Rubber Road called Primavet Animal Clinic. Dr. Audrey is so nice, and you can tell that she loves animals and is passionate about what she does. She keeps a few cats (I think 3) at her clinic, and they're all soooo cute and fat. I wanted to take one of them, Mini home but cannot la because they're all hers. The place is really clean and nice too. Niiiiiice. She has grooming services and animal boarding too. *promo promo*

Nelly's fur has been shedding at an alarming rate recently and she doesn't have much of an appetite anymore, and it's because of... FLEAS. No surprise since she spends half her time indoors as well as outdoors, so yeah. So anyways since cats groom themselves by licking their fur, her mouth also developed this thing called rodent ulcer and it's what's been making her lose her appetite. Kesian my cat. The weird thing about her is that not only does she make no sound nor struggle when you give her a bath (lol it's a good thing) but Nelly HATES going on couches and beds. I really don't get it.. She'd much rather lie down or sleep on the floor. I guess this is also a good thing otherwise she'd be spreading fleas on the beds/couches around my house.

Anyways the doctor gave her two injections (really quick ones), and I wanted to deworm her so yeah the doctor gave her a deworming tablet to swallow. Okay this part was difficult because Nelly was putting up such a struggle and she even spat out the pill when the doctor stuffed it in her mouth. And then the doctor gave this liquid thing to put on Nelly's ulcer.. By the end of the whole ordeal, I would say that my cat was very angry at me. And then Dr. Audrey prescribed some antibiotic and vitamin pills for Nelly, and this flea spray thing that we have to spray all over her body and that liquid she used to dab on Nelly's ulcer.

And then I went to Animal Kingdom to buy cat food and cat litter and I also bought a new, big cage for her. It has a roof. LOL. I wanna buy a pet carrier next, and a new collar (got one baby blue one with faux diamond studs, it's so pampered princess-like). And one of those tall, jungle-gym like scratching posts with those fluffy boxes with beds on top of them.

So hopefully, Nelly will get better and start getting back to her old self again.

I don't get why some people hate cats to be honest. CATS ARE SO WONDERFUL. :3

And also, if I could keep dogs, I would so have one.

First we had FML

2009-06-29T13:24:00.006+08:00

and then MLIA --

Now, we have GMH.

Some make me cringe, in particular the ones which are like, "You are beautiful inside and out", I dunno why but it's just very cheesy okay, INGGA KU BACA.

Especially this one:

"People know me as 'The Slightly Overweight Boy Who Thinks He's Obese'. Last week, when i came back home from the grocer's, i was shocked to see that my house was completely filled up with my friends and my family. One by one, each person shouted 'You are not fat!' at me. I cried for 15 minutes straight. I've never felt more beautiful. GMH."

WTF HAHAH WHO DOES THAT

But there are some good ones as well, some inspirational and some kind of sad.

And I'm making homemade dry cat food. It's in the oven right now. YES I'M THAT BORED. I just hope my cat will eat it.. I have slaved myself making it and if she doesn't.. I'LL KILL HER.

I'M A GENIE FOR YOUR WISH

2009-06-28T17:23:00.003+08:00

EVERY FANBOY AND FANGIRL -- SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111oneone

So ah lien but I DON'T CARE OKAY.. Ini bukan ah lien biasa.

2009-06-27T20:37:00.002+08:00

Transformers 2 was AWESOME.

And Megan Fox during that motorcycle scene... Oh boy --

R.I.P.

2009-06-26T09:37:00.003+08:00

My mom called me while I was sleeping just now to tell me Michael Jackson passed away.

I'm still a little shocked I guess considering I just woke up, so I need some time to process all this information.

brb listening to thriller

Oh and Perez ASSHOLE Hilton posted this earlier:

And now that MJ is really dead, he edited it to this:

LOL I can't believe he had the nerve to even say that MJ was pulling another stunt. ELIZABETH KAY NYIGOR, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU USED TO CALL PEREZ HILTON HOT (BARF) AND HOW YOU EVEN READ HIS SITE. He's such a heinous creature... Violence solves nothing, but I'm very glad he got boom boom pow'ed by Will.i.am's manager the other day. :)

Tagged by Yvonne

2009-06-25T17:08:00.007+08:00

1.The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the game the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and ask them to play and read your blog.

Starting time: 5.10 PM

Name: Azizul
Sisters: 2
Brothers: 1
Shoe Size: 10-10.5
Height: 179 cm.. which translates to 5'10.5". Alang2 say 5'11" la :P
Where do you live: Sungai Maong
Favourite drinks: Water and anything with sugar in it
Favourite breakfast: McDonalds breakfast? Haha

Have you ever been on a plane? Yes
Swam in the ocean: Yes
Fallen asleep in school?: Yes
Broken someone's heart: I don't think so
Fell of your chair: Yes
Sat by the phone and waiting for someone to call: Yes
What is your room like: Parquet floor, white walls, bed, table, bookshelf, mirror, TV, PS2, bathroom
What's right beside you? : Trash can
What is the last thing you ate: Chicken McNuggets

Ever had
Chicken Pox: Yes
Sore throat: Yes
Stitches: No
Broken nose: No

Do you
Believe in love at first sight: Not really.. I would say lust, but not love
Like picnics: Yes la

Who was, were the last person; you danced with: My cat
Last made you smile: MY CAT
You last yelled at: My cat

Today did you
Talk to someone you like : Yes
Kissed anyone : No
Get sick : No
Talk to an ex : No
Miss someone : Yes
Eat : But of course
Best feeling in the world : Happiness
Do you sleep with stuffed animal: No
What's under your bed: idk dust?
Who do you really hate: Don't get me started

What time is it now: 5.17 PM

5 things i was doing 10 years ago
1. eat sweets
2. watch cartoons all day
3. nenen (in the bottle la, i stopped nenen-ing at 9 HAHA)
4. go to school
5. idk just doing what 8 year olds do la

5 things on my to-do list today.
1. eat
2. pray
3. go online (what else)
4. pick up vegetables at E.E. Annie's house
5. nap

5 snacks I enjoy
1. chips
2. ice-cream
3. ... chocolates
4. sio bee like yvonne
5. pandan jelly XD

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire
1. go shopping
2. travel the world
3. move to the U.S... hell i'll build homes everywhere
4. go to a kickass uni
5. bagi2 to my *whole* family and my friends.. and charity OF COURSE

5 of my bad habits
1. im very flatulent
2. laziness
3. i used to bite my nails when i was a kid, ugh gross
4. err.. i eat.. a lot of junk food?
5. i bitch a lot

5 places I have lived in
1. Gita
2. Bintulu
3. Sungai Maong
4. Hotels
5. Mukah? lol

5 people I'm tagging are
1) Susan
2) Lina
3) Jonathan
4) Esah
5) Emmanuel

-------------------------

On another note:

DO WANT.

srsly u guise

2009-06-24T10:52:00.003+08:00

.. DON'T LEAVE ME :(

I'M LOLING

2009-06-18T00:35:00.002+08:00

17. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Yes. Telepathy. So i can zoom myself anywhere cause im really too lazy to walk.

TELEPATHY

HAHA FAIL KTHXBAI

Small update

2009-06-08T16:37:00.002+08:00

Helloooooo! I am in KL now. I am staying with my cousin in Damansara at the moment. She bought an apartment and I've never seen it and it is just.. stunning. It's so nice to be on a REAL holiday too. It's been 4 days and I've only bought a couple of t-shirts so far.. but I still have a week left here so I still have plenty of time to shop. I dunno why but when I paused to read this last sentence I laughed.

Anyways.

For the past 4 days I have been eating, going out and eating and eating and EATING.. TGIF's burgers are FUCKING HUGE and DELICIOUS. The same goes for Carl's Jr. OMG *salivates*

Oh and I went to the doctor today with my cousin. Dr. Kuljit Singh. He's such a nice doctor, like genuinely a nice guy, and all the doctors I've been to are so stoic and they scold you and stuff but he is reallyyyyyy nice like.. A FRIEND. Yes, he is that friendly and not even in a weird, creepy way and I've only been to one session. I went today for an allergy test (I had to fast and they took so much of my blood, I'm so sleepy now) and to treat my eczema. I asked if he could treat my acne AND eczema (This is partly why I'm in KL, I'm here for treatment. I have terrible skin. This better not be hereditary. Just think of my poor future children.. They'll have self-esteem issues.. This is so ~~Oprah~~ TYRA since you know how she's always saying shit like, "Ooh giiiiiiiirl, you are strong and beautiful, don't let the haters bring you down *z-snaps*" AND THE PHRASE "THAT'S SO TYRA" WILL HAPPEN, WHEN SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING PREACHY AND UPLIFTING NOT LIKE HOW GRETCHEN IN MEAN GIRLS WANTED THE WORD "FETCH" TO HAPPEN BUT REGINA WAS ALL, "STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN" OK DIGRESSING) and where was I -- Oh right, I asked if he could treat my acne AND eczema at the same time but you can't do that because the acne medication would dry my skin up and with eczema, you can NOT have dry skin because then it would flare up and stuff so yeah, it's all very complicated so I can only deal with one thing at a time. I suppose I have to settle one thing at a time. ANYWAYS, MY ACNE ISN'T THAT BAD OKAY. I think the food + air here is why I have like.. *counts* 5 new zits. Yes, blame it all on KL.. Don't judge me. The meds + soap + moisturizer he prescribed me.. Oh, boy. I don't even want to think about the price. Damn, doctors earn a LOT of money. In Form 4, I decided I wanted to be a dermatologist because I wanted to help people with bad skin and I could actually, you know relate to them (hahashutupthatwassotyra) but then I can't even take care of my skin AND Biology is a fucking bitch so yeah, I decided I didn't want to do it. But after this session and seeing how much he earns, it kind of rekindled the dream. ~*THE DREAM*~.. It has a nice ring to it doesn't it.. Oh and the doctor said I can't drink alcohol while I'm on the meds he prescribed me, I know that it sounds like a terrible mix, but he said the "worst" thing that'll happen is that I'll just get, in his words, "really high". Which, you know isn't that bad of an idea. *coughcough*

Okay, now I have to go. Buh-bye. I wonder if Azrin's free now that she's done with NS. Jonathan, if you're free, you are welcome to join us! That is, if both of you are free. :)

CHLOE WANG

2009-05-31T09:40:00.005+08:00

She's Chinese/Euro-American and only 17. Okay so the song isn't that great but she's VERY nice to look at, GOD DAYYUM. And that's all that matters, sorry to say.

AND LOL I FOUND A SITE:

Awkward Boners

Yeah, pretty self-explanatory.

And this video, made my day.. I lol'ed so hard (no pun intended HAHASOGAYSHUTUP):

Oh and you didn't find that site from me kthxbai

Note to self:

2009-05-29T10:14:00.004+08:00

Call Ee Ee Annie on Tuesday to remind her to book paus.

Wow that sounded weird.

I have a cold.

I want a pair of Rayban Wayfayers. Tell me, are they going out of style? I need to shield my ~sensitive eyes~ from the sun.. Don't judge me.

*EDIT*

Don't forget to wish Jason Happy Birthday on Sunday.

Don't forget to wish my sister Happy Birthday on Monday.

There.

HAHA

2009-05-26T19:17:00.006+08:00

I passed. I'm happy. Even though today was so long, tiring and most of all totally MEMPERSIASOIKAN. *facepalm* But it's over now.

Met Lina, Elizabeth, Lina's friend Gabriel, Eveline and her sister.. Dunno her name. It amazes me how much they look like.

Went on the road. Got 18/20. JPJ guy cut one mark off because I apparently didn't adjust my side mirror when I soooooooooooo did. And another because I was on the wrong lane when I went on Jalan C. Teehee.

And then naik bukit. HAHA, OH GOD I've had my share of embarrassing moments in life but this one was by far the worst ever. I blame it on the nerves. Liza, shut up. LINA TOO. So I got into my car right, and then I was ready to go and then my engine died... TWICE... until I realized I didn't put my handbrake down. Yes. I know. I always forget about it what.. At least I'll remember it now, even though it was such a painful lesson. I was thinking like, "OMG nothings happened yet and something stupid's already happened. I wonder if they think I'm an idiot." and then I turned to look at them, only to find 20+ pairs of eyes, judging my every move.. The look on their faces just screamed, "HEEHEE lets see what he does next". Hate you guys.. Okay so off I went. Naik bukit. Cun la right. Then I did.. whatever la, what my instructor told me but then I kind of released too much of the clutch and.. yeah. Wasn't enough to go over. O_O And I assumed we had 2 tries (we do right?! wtf or was my instructor lying) so I just went back down to go right back up but then when I stopped at the yellow line again they asked me why did i stop up there since they just told me to go back down and just go over it. Guess I didn't hear them. I was like "....SHIT" by then. My legs were shaking. In my defense, I normally do fine on the track, with the exception of well, today. And then I got out of the car and did the walk of shame. Unf unf. WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?

So I thought I failed. Until they told me I could re-do it again on the same day, but later. Err, okay? So then I did it.. and I DID IT NICELY.. I'm telling you, I was so relieved. And then I went to park and do the 3 point turn and I did ittttttttt *sakai* so it was worth the wait.

Initially, I was so embarrassed about what happened but since I passed, I can look back at what happened today and laugh.. Okay fine.. Maybe not yet..

So yes, to anyone who's reading and will be taking their test soon and is feeling nervous, just think of how bad I did today and I can guarantee that you'll feel.. calmer. :)

AND I SUPPOSE NONE OF YOU WANT A RIDE FROM ME NOW, DONT YOU? BUT I INSIST. At least all the cars at home are auto..

Anyways, my instructor will be sending my license to my house this Saturday, so yeah.

I'm feeling EXHAUSTED right now so I think I'll be sleeping a little early tonight. ZZZZZZZ

So..

2009-05-24T11:48:00.001+08:00

.. you've heard of F My Life right?

Well now there's MyLifeIsAverage. Which is pretty self-explanatory.

FML > MLIA but I still think it's fun to read. :D

Mafia Wars

2009-05-22T00:04:00.005+08:00

This morning, I won $16,000,000. I screamed.

And a few minutes ago, I won $12,000,000 and another $800,000. I screamed again.

MAFIA WARS <3

Invested it all in property though, but when I actually look at the property I own, it's really not a lot, so I dunno how most of my winnings are gone. Eh, whatever.

*EDIT*

You were robbed by Comos.
Your property lost 29% of its health and your enemy made off with $145,510.
18 minutes ago:
James Loghan
You were robbed by Comos.
Your property lost 29% of its health and your enemy made off with $436,540.
18 minutes ago:
James Loghan
You were robbed by Comos.
Your property lost 29% of its health and your enemy made off with $436,540.
18 minutes ago:
James Loghan
You were robbed by Comos.
Your property lost 29% of its health and your enemy made off with $436,540.
18 minutes ago:
James Loghan
You were attacked by Comos.
You lost the fight, taking 18 damage and losing $16,851.
19 minutes ago:
James Loghan
You were attacked by Comos.
You lost the fight, taking 17 damage and losing $18,159.

CIIIIIIIIIIIIBAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NOW IM EARNING $90,000+ AN HOUR... WAY LESS THAN WHAT I USED TO

I put him on the hitlist and now he's dead. GOOD.

So now tell me, how do I heal my property's health and shit, hmm?

OMFG

2009-05-19T10:35:00.004+08:00

The Sims 3 just leaked!

I'm downloading it right now but but but but IT'S GOING NOWHERE. Ciiiiiiiibaiiiiiiiiii Malaysian internet. At this rate it'll never be finished by the time it's officially released.

My cousin's getting the original one and it comes out in like, June... uh. 2nd?? 5th?? And I'll be in KL by then and she's in KL and she pre-ordered it at this store so I'm just going to bring my laptop and borrow her disc and install it on this laptop and ta-dahhhhh.

At the moment I'm downloading 2 parts out of... 26 parts (omg) of The Sims 3. Oh well, it's not like I have anything better to do.

I watched Matilda, The Parent Trap and Grave of the Fireflies yesterday. Childhood movies and.. an incredibly depressing movie. Go figure

Oh, okay.

2009-05-18T10:26:00.004+08:00

Wow, that must have been some achievement! I mean, to the point of having to announce it to everyone on Facebook? Kudos you! I think I'm going to press on the "Like" button...

Okay no I'm not.

Can someone please stop her from being so rasa kacak????????? Like, you should read her blog... She's so delusional and she thinks she's so sexy and desired and wanted but really EW BARF. You will forever look like a paddy field worker kthxbai

I'm blogging from a tree right now

2009-05-17T16:39:00.005+08:00

My friend who's studying in Perak just told me that someone asked her friend if there are any sweets in Sarawak.

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O______O

WHAT THE FUCK.

Oh, so now apparently we not only live on trees (and even caves), have no airplanes, no electricity, ride on wild animals and reach Semenanjung by hijacking cargoships (gangster bah), we also don't have sweets.

That's like, the dumbest and LOL-est fucking thing I've ever heard like WHAT THE FUCK.

And the person who asked was being serious. Like, I know this topic isn't a first, but really la.

Should educate them before it's too late. Oh wait, it already is. I just wonder what their parents taught them and what they learned in school. God, please help them.

You know what, if they ask you if you do live on trees and all that crap, just say yes. Because then it'll lead to them believing in more crap than they should.

Yes, we live on trees... and we love it. I'm so proud to be a Sarawakian. I feel so patriotic now (shut up).

On another note, Bahasa Sarawak is so... so... INDAH... Yes, I said INDAH. It's so BEAUTIFUL and UNIQUE and it leaves people speechless, which isnt a bad thing. I dunno.

We should have a Bahasa Sarawak campaign. Bahasa jiwa bangsa right? Even though Bahasa Sarawak is like, the Malaysian version of ghettospeak, but whatever okay! From now on, every Sarawakian should learn how to speak Bahasa Sarawak, sik kira bangsa ataupun agama!

If you don't know how to speak Bahasa Sarawak, you're not a true Sarawakian! Okay fine, I wasn't being serious. You'll only be 70% Sarawakian. Or less. Hee.

If only I knew how to speak Melanau and Hokkien. I should start learning. Like, I understand it but I don't know how to speak it. So lame. Anyways, that's my new goal.

IT'S COOL TO BE MULTILINGUAL, SO START LEARNING PEOPLE.

P.S. This song is so ah lien, I love it.. I remember listening to it years ago

AI YAI YEE YAI I'M YOUR LITTLE BUTTERFLY, GREEN BLACK AND BLUE MAKE THE COLOURS IN THE SKY

haha heehee haha ho

2009-05-17T00:12:00.008+08:00

I've been watching Disney videos all day. Yes, again. SWEET, SWEET MEMORIES.

and I can't stop bootyclapping to this song:

HALLEH BERREHHH HALLEH BERREHHHHHH

Ooh here's her dancing to it, Halle girlllll, don't hurt 'em:

I have no life. AND I BET YOU GUYS DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO CLICK ON ANY OF THESE VIDEOS. HATE YOU ALL

ANYWAYS

My driving test is on the 26th. Bahahahaha. FINALLY. Let's hope I pass. I never ever want to set foot in Bintawa ever again.. I'm so freaking sick of that place. SICK, I TELL YOU.

My aunt asked me to send my cousin to Lodge and back when I get my license though. Uhh... Sure, ee ee. T_T

Anyways I am very happy and full at the moment, so yay.

HAPPY TEACHERS DAY OI. I miss.. only a handful. Yeah.

Mother's Day

2009-05-10T08:34:00.005+08:00

This song pretty much sums up all of my feelings right now. It's my favourite Youtube video. Well, one of. :)

I love you and I hope you're having a safe flight back... I miss you already. The house is so quiet now, lol.

Happy Mother's Day, Ma. <3

Oi

2009-05-07T16:04:00.011+08:00

I still want my laksa and baked cheese rice. Hate the weather. HATE.

Guess what I found today:

You must be wondering what's so special about them that I just had to post them.

They're artwork painted using menstrual blood.. Barf. Bet you're just LOVING the last one up there, now that you know. You can thank me later. :)

Some people just... have... too much time on their hands. Okay fine, I could say the same thing about myself but at least I don't spend my time doing stupid shit like that, not that actually I can. I'm not saying I would if I could either. O_O My friend found it on this site and she linked me, and on the site, this girl who painted one of them recounted a conversation with her mother about it, she posted:

Me: "Hey, look what I did"
Mom: "Oooh, that's pretty, what did you use?"
Me: "Guess!!!" (I'd mentioned menstrual art once before)
Mom: "NO! Oh my GOSH!"
Me: "Hey, there's nothing wrong about it. It's normal."
Mom: "I don't know...isn't that a little...weird?"

AY DIOS MIO... That's "Oh my God" in Spanish for you... That's all I can say. I mean, a little weird? Biggest. Understatement. EVAR.

She needs help. I blame it on Twilight, what with all that talk about drinking blood..

I bet those paintings smell like shit.

This is a post

2009-05-03T19:18:00.006+08:00

... that's going to sound soooo whiny and soooo emo and you know what? I don't care.

It's hard to handle rejection, and I'm not writing this post for sympathy, I just really have to let this out.

Didn't get into matrics. Okay, fine. That I could take.

Wasn't shortlisted for any interviews for the courses I applied. Specifically, UTM and UiTM. Okay, not so good. But I still remained hopeful even though I had doubts in the back of my mind.

And then I found out I didn't even get into the rest of the local unis I applied for. That... I couldn't take. I should have known better than to expect so much. I was out that day when I received the SMS and I don't know why but I felt like crying after I read it, and I never cry. Especially when I found out some people with results that are lower than mine got into IPTAs, specifically one person in particular who applied for the same course as I did. I find it a little unfair, I mean.. My results aren't that bad, but they're not that great either, I got 5A's and 5B's.. like, it can't get any more average than that. Even my KK marks are average. That could be it... But it sucks. I found it so hard to be happy for my friends when they called and texted me, saying they got into the uni with the course of their choice, and I feel bad for feeling that way. You know, everytime I make a prayer after I solat (yes, I pray! People always get so shocked if I mention anything about praying, I find it so offensive sometimes. Am I really that bad of a person?), I pray that things will go good for not only me but also for the people that I love and care for. I'm glad that at least part of my prayers came true.

Do you believe in karma? Maybe it's karma for all the countless of bad and bitchy things I've said and done... Stupid Karma. HATE KARMA. People have always noted how mean I can be, and I admit, I can be mean... most of the time. But I like to think of myself as a NICE and GOOD person too. Hehe. SHUT UP, LIZA IF YOU'RE READING THIS.

I just wanna say thank you to the few people (you know who you are) who have.. well, comforted me with your kind words. If this isn't what's meant for me, I can accept that. It'll be hard but I will. Maybe there's something bigger and better for me out there, but I just wish I had a sign... I want to know for sure, and soon. Guess all I can do is pray and wait, but all this waiting is wearing my patience thin.

This is going to sound soooo Oprah... Okay, Oprah AND Tyra, but if anything, all this REJECTION I've faced will only make me a stronger person. I'm probably going to look back at this post and laugh at this pathetic attempt of a heartfelt post but like I said, I DON'T CARE! See, I can make fun of myself. I AM NOT EMO. :D

What now? I appealed. If that doesn't work, then... I don't know. My parents merely said, "Appeal first. Then we'll see from there.."

So my future is still unclear. Sien la.. My life better turn around and FAST. That sounded so dramatic. LOL. I feel better and more optimistic after writing this though, so yeah. Pray for me and wish me luck! :)

Ahh.

2009-04-30T14:02:00.016+08:00

I told a girl (indirectly) that she smelled bad a few months ago and now... she has a boyfriend and (allegedly) doesn't smell anymore. Had I not, she would still smell like belacan and be boyfriendless.

I changed someone's life y'all! I feel like Oprah.

I always thought that people always overexaggerated her smelliness but one day.. I was sitting not too far away from her in class and there was this sudden breeze, so I caught a whiff of her scent (ew) and HOMG so sour.

And when her birthday was nearing last year, everyone said, "Oh we should get her some deodorant!" but then that plan never happened. Pussies la all of you.

If you're reading this, you should.. no.. you MUST thank me for making your life better.

Anyways, I'm so bored right now. My instructor canceled today's driving lesson (YA, I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY LICENSE, SHUT UP) because he mentioned a few days ago that he needed to fix something in the Kancil and something about tomorrow being Labor Day. So my lesson's on Saturday instead. I hate driving lessons on weekends, even though everyday is like a weekend for me now. It's just so... ugh. Anyways, I love going up the hill. So fun. Hopefully, my driving test will be.. next, next week. :|

My mom's coming back from Mukah with my sister tomorrow for the weekend... Yay. I guess. That means I can't go out on Friday and Saturday night. Damn, now my plans are ruined.

OI I WANT P1WIMAX. Fuck Streamyx.

My dad asked me to design my mom's restaurant's logo for the shirts. Riverside Seafood. I was thinking..

Something like that.. But with like, a HUUUUUGE CRAB and TWO KING PRAWNS. And the words "Riverside Seafood" down there. Bahahahahahahaha. GROUNDBREAKING, I KNOW.

Today I met Farah at Tok Janggut. I was texting someone and then I felt like this... awkward feeling, followed by silence, when my dad kicked my leg and I turned around and saw her standing nearby and the expression on Farah's face just read, "Err.. Hello? Lewat na juak sik sedar aku kat ctok".. Hahaha. God, I'm so blur. How long were you even standing there? Blind spot bah. :P

Aaaaaand thus concludes today's blog post... I need to get back to my exciting life.

2009-04-28T18:42:00.004+08:00

My brother has a theory:

- On Saturdays, it's a day for all the biak Melayu kampung gai to go out to town.

- On Sundays, it's a day for all the biak Dayak gai to go out to town.

And this theory has been proven to be true. HAHA KANTOI PERNAH KUAR SAMA TIME CDAK KUAR. Nothing to do bah. But just because you go out on those days doesn't mean you're one of them though. :P

Like, if you don't believe it, try to go out to town on those days. So many interesting people wearing interesting things. See for yourself la. :D

So I asked my brother, "Then when do normal people go out?" and he said, "At night la."

I feel like I've said this on my blog before but I can't remember. Haha, either way, this post was not meant to offend anyone. Unless you are one of those gai people, then it's a different story.

Ooh and congratulations to Akasyah for passing her driving test today. And Daus too! Yerrrrrr.

Congratulations to Matul too, homg you're going to Japan! If I actually wanted to go there I'd be insanely jealous of you (think of all the sushi you're gonna eat, damn). I'm so proud of you. I bet Ckg. Bidari would be too.

Also to Farah, my childhood friend, though we aren't close anymore and we don't even talk to each other anymore and only see each other during Raya in Igan, congratulations! Going to Japan too. Japan, Japan, Japan.

Gotta love the Japanese. Sushi.. tech stuff... hot Japanese girls... eel porn (trust me, you don't want to know)... cockroach porn... shit porn.... God bless them! :'D

La la la la la, just for the sake of an update

2009-04-28T12:30:00.009+08:00

I've been listening to sad, slow instrumentals lately. So emo (but nice to listen to)!!! Liza says my emo hair is making me emo... which... I would have to agree with.

She also said my new hair is so... MARLENE. Wow, thanks Liza. That was exactly who I wanted to look like when I got my haircut.

When I had ~*long*~ hair, someone (I'm not going to mention that someone's name, cb you.) said I looked like Michael Jackson, like WTF...

I dunno which is worse, looking like Marlene or... Michael Jackson.

Anyways, I can't wait for Friday. JAI HO.

For your time:

Natasha Khan is love. She's a Muslim too.

P.S. Von, you lost so much weight. PLKN > that Marie France Bodyline shit, yes/hell yes?

lol

2009-04-24T12:00:00.003+08:00

UPU results are out on 1st May.

How presh.

2009-04-16T19:51:00.003+08:00

MISSION TO ST. 3 FAILED.

Last minute transportation problems. Texted and called so many people last night until I finally had transport, then this morning last minute cannot. Sigh.

Got a text from Jonathan this afternoon, asking me how it was and then the last line said, "Did they lose fair and square?"

Took me awhile to register what he said, then I was like, "... WHAAAAT. AGAIN???"

Ah, poor Pn. Luk. Hope she's okay. The seniors too :(

Even though most of us have left, we do still care about the choir. I'm a little peeved because I can't say anything about it on account of how I couldn't go and see how it went down.

It wouldn't hurt if someone took videos y'know. Just saying.

2nd place, 2 years in a row. If you think positively enough, at least it's not 3rd right? <-- -_-"

Anyways, St. Teresa won. Congratulations! You go girls <3

What if this is a new pattern, like... One year, BL wins. Next year, Green Road wins. And then the next year, St. Teresa wins? And then BL wins, and so on.

... That doesn't sound very plausible. IT'S A CONSPIRACY, I TELL YOU! [shakes fists furiously]

Oh well, you know what they say. Third times the charm. With a little bit of BLOOMIN' luck, next year will be the year.

...

2009-04-15T21:49:00.004+08:00

... problem solved.

Operation Break Entry to St. Teresa & Crash the Choir Competition is now underway. GOOD NIGHT (my fair lady, good niiiight~)

I think I'll be shedding a few tears tomorrow. :')

OMG

2009-04-13T21:21:00.006+08:00

I was watching the Disney Channel (shut up) and some Hannah Montana contest commercial came on, and the host:

"Shila"

Excuse the crappy quality, I took it really quickly with my phone bah.

I was like, "Hmm why does this girl look so familiar?" and then it hit me.

MUKA NYA KEDAK FARAH NAK?????? NAK NAK NAK??? If not 100% then ada la sikit nak?

Ahhhhahahahah. Farah if you're reading this boh manas k, we all know you're hotter. *insert sizzling sound effect here*

Good Friday

2009-04-10T20:30:00.005+08:00

Memang bagus!

Why do the Cadbury chocolate eggs taste so heavenly.. The truffled ones, not the caramel ones. RM3.20 for a measly chocolate egg but wahhhh. [drools]

And my foot got ran over by a trolley at The Spring today. I was standing in line to pay the parking ticket at the machine, and I was looking for the ticket in my wallet when the person in front of me moved ahead, so there was a gap between me and the guy ahead that was big enough for people to pass through. I didn't notice this and suddenly, this fat man and his grocery-laden trolley comes through and the front and back of the trolley's wheels run over my toes. The guy stops momentarily at looks back at me, I was crouching down massaging my poor little toes and was like, "Ahhh it's okay, I'm fine, I'm fine" and then the guy looked at me for awhile, didn't even say SORRY and went off. Ci... bai. No manners at all.

I got a haircut too, since my dad forced me to get one.

*EDIT* Gambar tek jaik. Bahaha.

[cue "Why so emo" comments]

And yes, I am wearing that "sik senonoh" shirt XD

At least my hair doesn't look like that of a hobo's now eh? You know who you are, whoever it is who said that. *COUGH COUGH*

Movies

2009-04-09T11:59:00.002+08:00

Fast & Furious 4.. I mean Pantas & Garang 4 (hahaha, stupid subtitles) was okay.

I remember watching Pirates of the Caribbean and the subtitles referred to Captain Jack Sparrow as Captain Jack PIPIT. -_-"

My Bloody Valentine damn gory. SO NICE.

HAHA

2009-04-07T16:29:00.004+08:00

SANG SANG CHEOROM

The way she plays the PS3 is so.. sexy. Nice product placement too.

Why always no title wan

2009-04-06T20:09:00.003+08:00

I may have been texting you last night before midnight, but I didn't know it was your birthday. Thank goodness for Friendster birthday reminders...

But hey, at least I texted you in the morning ya?

Happy birthday, Susu! Preserve your sexiness while you've still got it. :P

Thoughts

2009-04-03T22:14:00.003+08:00

Why are we even friends?

Sometimes I just... wonder.

There are so many people I used to always talk to but now don't, for inexplicable reasons. I guess it just gets awkward once you try to pick up where you left off when you haven't talked to each other for a long time. Besides, stuff happens yeah?

And no, I'm not thinking about all of that because something happened. I've just always wondered. Must be all of the insanely free time I have.

July can't come fast enough but at the same time, I love being so relaxed.

[sings]

Hakuna matata,
Ain't no catchy phraaaaaaase --
It means no worries,
For the rest of your daaaaaays
It's our problem-free --
Philosophyyyyyyy
Hakuna matata!
(Timon & Pumba)

I miss watching Timon & Pumba. And Cow & Chicken. And I M Weasel. Cartoons on Astro SUCK now. I only watch Spongebob and The Fairly Odd Parents.

Oh and my dad's going to Mukah on Good Friday. I sort of want to follow him, but nobody's even asked me yet. And I feel so uncomfortable if I have to do the asking, I don't know why.

AND WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I GO SOMEWHERE, IT HAS TO BE MUKAH? Sikda tempat lain kah.. Kind of sien also wanna go there, but then Kuching is so... boring. But then again, when is it not?

This is why I like having a blog. It's a good emotional outlet. :)

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2009-04-01T20:32:00.005+08:00

Last Wednesday, I went on a roadtrip to Mukah with Akasyah and Uncle Nasrudin. Spur of the moment thing. Hehe.

Woke up at 5, feeling very sleepy. It's been a long time since I've woken up that early. Subuh'ed, then went to Kasyah's around 6. Only Kasyah and her siblings were up, haha. Looks like I came too early. Lingered around and set off around 6.45, but we had to send Amirul, Amirah and Alim to school first. Haven't gone to school that early either, it was nice seeing the whole "atmosphere" before school starts. :P

After that, we singgah'ed the Petronas station at 7th Mile there to isik minyak, then went to Penrissen to buy some kuih and nasi lemak.

FINALLY, we set off.

Passed Serian... then we stopped by Ranchan, just for fun. Which I think was before Sri Aman. Could be after. Or not. I don't even remember. The last time I went to Mukah by car was ages ago. The road from Selangau to Mukah has always been bad but this time, woah. Effing horrible. Potholes every few metres, rocks, rubble, dust. 2 hours + on that terrible road. It's taken them so many years to develop that road and it's still in development, it's crazy.

Oh yeah, Ranchan pix:

Akasyah!

Random dog.

The waterfalls are so pretty! One day I hope to make a trip there with some friends so we can bermandi-manda, bersuka-ria. Teehee.

Then drive lor, passed Sarikei, passed Sibu... Then we reached that terrible Selangau-Mukah road.

Akasyah SLEPT... I couldn't sleep. In fact I didn't even sleep throughout the whole trip, I don't know why also.

Oh and midway we dropped by this project site, something to do with Uncle Nasrudin's work.

Heh. Randommmm. After that we continued our journey and reached Mukah at around... 6-ish. Kasyah and her dad were staying at the hotel right next to my mom's restaurant, so it was all good. Had dinner with them later that night. Then I helped my mom out and went to bed.

The next day, me and my mom took Kasyah to "see" Mukah. LOL. There's nothing to see. We went to the fish market, had breakfast at this cafe I always go for breakfast for with my mom, jalan2 around town, watched Wild Child, went to pick Rahil up from school, had lunch at Mas cafe, went home, watched Surviving Christmas and St. Trinians with Kasyah. So eventful right? After that we cycled to the beach nearby my house.

The beach is so dirty now, my goodness. When I was there in January it was fine but now.. All the ashes from burning the trees down was spread across the entire stretch of the beach, and smoke was rising up into the air. We wanted to walk across the beach, which was impossible. Hmph. Spoiled our day only.

Cycled back, had a shower, Kasyah went back to the hotel to shower too, then we had dinner again at the restaurant. Lepak2 there, talk talk talk. Then went to bed. Was supposed to follow Kasyah back with Uncle Nasrudin the next day but I wanted to spend more time with my mom (mommy's boy here :P)... so yeah. Also, malas la wanna go through that stupid road and the long journey.

Was supposed to go back on Saturday by plane but Saturday's seats were full so in the end I went back to Kuching on Friday evening. Gah.

So like that lor. Nothing too eventful, but at least I did something. Haha.

And then the next day I went out with my friends. Aneesah picked me up. Seriously, I respect Aneesah for driving so well. *salutes* I now owe her 2 rides when I get my license.

We watched "Knowing" with Kasyah, Tqa, Dee, Azureen, Syazwan and Annisah Tharra. The ending was STUPID. The movie was kind of blasphemous and just WEIRD. After that we went to McDonalds. And then Tqa, Syazwan, Dee and Azureen left. Went to Hock Lee to play at the arcade after that.

I don't know how to hold a gun properly.

Haha.. FUN GAME.

Wasted a lot of money playing at the arcade. Next time we have to play that shooting game again and win the entire thing.

After that we wandered around aimlessly around Hock Lee, then we went to Tun Jugah to eat dinner. But before that, we went to the Maybank across the street so Kasyah could withdraw some money, and there was this young beggar guy. He was so rude.

Young Beggar Guy: ... MAU MAKANNN.
[We just keep on walking anyways]
Young Beggar Guy: CIBAI.

I doubt he was hungry, if we gave him some money he would probably spend it on glue to sniff on. Plus, with an attitude like that, no way in hell is anyone going to give him any money.

We were at a loss as to where to head next, so we just went for a car ride around Kuching during Earth Hour, went through town, through Petrajaya, then we headed to Starbucks for a drink. And then we went home around 10.30. All I can say is, "What Earth Hour?"

Ooh and I had my first driving lesson yesterday. Didn't expect to drive straight away. I just listened to my instructor's directions and turned here, turned there and ended up somewhere I didn't even recognize. I was a little scared, but turns out that driving manual's okay, it's not that bad. A little annoying to change gears though, but I guess I'll get used to it. My instructor said for a beginner I'm good, apparently. I was like, "Eh?? Okayyy."

And I mati enjen ONCE only. Hahahahaha. Because I didn't realize I was still pressing the clutch and I immediately let go. Thankfully, it didn't happen while I was on the road, I was on the side of the road.

Right now, I'm really hungry.

So I'm off to look for something to eat now~

La la la, la la la la la --

2009-03-24T19:26:00.003+08:00

-- la la la, la la la la la

La la la, la la la la la

La la la, la la la la la

Oh baby baby have you seen Amy tonight?

Is she in the bathroom is she smoking up outside? (Oh~)

Oh baby baby does she take a piece of lime for the drink that I'mma buy her do you know just what she likes? (Oh~)

HA HA HEE HEE HA HA HO.

[clears throat]

AAAAAAANYWAYS

Tomorrow, I'm going on a roadtrip with Akasyah (and her dad, lol) to Mukah. She spontaneously texted me this evening asking me if I wanted to go, so I said yes. I mean, it's not like I'm doing anything here.. Plus, I want to see my mom and my sister.

Now I have to call my driving instructor to cancel tomorrow's lesson. And pack. And my mom asked me to go buy "hu kio" after this and wholemeal bread to bring to Mukah... Odd.

Be back on Friday and I'll be praying that we have a safe journey. Amiiiin.

2009-03-19T22:09:00.003+08:00

I wonder if my cat is pregnant. I was giving her a bath yesterday and her stomach felt bigger than last week. I Googled the signs if a cat is pregnant and:

Physical Changes in a Pregnant Cat

Heat Cycles Cease

This will be the first sign you may notice. If your female cat has been suffering heat cycles every 10 days to two weeks, and suddenly stops, it is very likely she is pregnant.

... Well, she hasn't been meowing at night like she usually does when she's in heat, but she still sticks her butt up in the air when you stroke her fur. So. Uh.

Nipples Swell and Become Rosier in Color

Breeders call this "pinking," and it may be the first physical sign you will see.

My cat has too much fur and it's really long so I can't even see them so it's hard to tell. Plus it seems like a weird thing to do to brush her fur aside to take a look at her nipples. Okay ew.

Increased Appetite

Your pregnant cat will show an increased interest in food. After all, she is not only eating for herself, but for several foetuses.

Uh. I'm not sure about this because she eats the same amount of food everyday and doesn't go around meowing for more.

Possible Vomiting

Pregnant queens may be subject to a few bouts of "morning sickness," much as human mothers-to-be. This in itself is not cause for alarm, but if it continues or is frequent, veterinarian intervention is needed.

I don't think so. Didn't see any puke in her cage, around and outside the house.

Abdominal Enlargement

Sometime around the fifth week of pregnancy, your pregnant cat's abdomen will start to swell noticeably, and it will continue to enlarge until time for birthing.

Yes.. But.. wah 5 weeks already kah? She did get raped by this cute orange tabby a while ago but I chased it off in time when I stepped outside the house.. Haha. And it takes more than one mating to get pregnant.

Personality Changes in a Pregnant Cat

Increased Affection

Your cat may become more affectionate than normal and frequently seek out your attention. By all means, give it to her!

No, she's not getting any more affectionate. Still snobby and distant as usual.

"Nesting" Activities

This is not an early sign of pregnancy, but as the time for partruition (birth) approaches, your pregnant cat may seek out quiet, private places for birth to take place.

Err.. She did look around for corners in my room and tried to get inside my closet when I opened it but I just think she was curious. Dunno lah.

HAIYA. I don't know if I should be happy or mad if she's pregnant. I want kittens, but later her kittens will turn out to be shorthaired. Damn the longhaired gene for being recessive. [shakes fist]

OMG YESSSSSS

2009-03-16T12:22:00.005+08:00

The first book, "Cirque Du Freak" from the awesome Darren Shan saga has finished filming and it will premiere on the 24th of September this year!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FINALLY. This movie is so going to be epic, I can feel it.

Screw New Moon, now *this* is a real vampire book. Even J.K. Rowling is a fan of it, and it's pretty similar to Harry Potter. If you haven't read it yet, you need to pick up a copy of it, STAT. And the rest of the books. There are like, 12 books. Which reminds me that all of mine are still with Atiqa, damn her.

PLOT:

Cirque du Freak tells the frightening tale of a boy who unknowingly breaks a 200-year-old truce between two warring factions of vampires. Pulled into a fantastic life of misunderstood sideshow freaks and grotesque creatures of the night, one teen will vanish from the safety of a boring existence and fulfill his destiny in a place drawn from nightmares.

14-year-old Darren (Chris Massoglia) was like most kids in his suburban neighborhood. He hung out with his best friend Steve (Josh Hutcherson), got decent grades and usually stayed out of trouble. But when he and his buddy stumble upon a traveling freak show, things begin to change inside Darren. Steve hangs around after the show and confronts a performer about being a vampire, then demands to be turned into a vampire. He tastes his blood and refuses, for Steve's blood tasted evil. Shortly after, Darren, obsessed with spiders, steals the vampire's performing spider, Madam Octa. After Madam Octa bites Steve and paralyzes him, Darren goes after the owner, determined to find an antidote for his best friend. He agrees only to give the antidote in exchange for one thing. That’s the moment when a vampire named Larten Crepsley (John C. Reilly) turns him into something bloodthirsty, a half-vampire, his apprentice.

Newly undead, he joins the Cirque Du Freak, a touring sideshow filled with monstrous creatures from a snake boy, Evra Von, (Patrick Fugit) and a wolfman (Tom Woodruff Jr.) to a bearded lady, Truska, (Salma Hayek) and a gigantic barker, Mr.Tall (Ken Watanabe). As Darren flexes his newfound powers in this dark world, he becomes a treasured pawn between the vampires and their deadlier counterparts, the vampaneze. While trying to survive, Darren must struggle to keep their brewing war from devouring what’s left of his humanity.

I don't like the casting for Mr. Crepsley at all, he looks nothing like I imagined him. Oh well, maybe with make-up he will. I imagined him to look like the Joker only more thinner, badass and redheaded.

I'm sooo excited I'm all jittery and stuff now.

SOOOO

2009-03-12T22:06:00.002+08:00

IT'S OVER, IT'S OVER, IT'S OVER AND DONE WITH

5A's, 5B's. Nice or not? XD

I was expecting an A for my Agama.. but.. okay lah. Yeah, yeah, I know my results are nothing to be proud about especially in comparison to everyone else but I'm thankful, so alhamdulillah...

Congratulations to everyone who scored straight A's, you all deserved each and every one of them. :D

P.S. Yvonne, Azrin, Aneesah, Akasyah, Mimy and Farah, congratulations on your excellent results! I'm so proud of you guys. :')

Ponek.

2009-03-10T12:24:00.006+08:00

My mom said that people say that if you ponek too much, bad things will happen to you.

I actually think she only said that to shut me up on account of how I was telling her about a long list of food I want to eat.

But anyways, ngaiti...

I want to eat EVERYTHING here:

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com

This is like, my newest favourite website EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 [drools]

I think Susan will really appreciate this site.

On Friday night, I ordered a large stuffed crust pepperoni pizza with extra topping and cheese and a seafood lasagna and I finished everything all by myself... OM NOM NOM NOM

And if I have the money, I'll usually order a large McChicken meal (w/ fries and Coke), 20 pcs Chicken McNuggets and a McFlurry.

I is big babi. :D

Oh and I just made a grilled cheese sandwich. Deeeelicious. I need to buy more bread + HALAL luncheon meat/cold cuts now. And find bega cheese blocks, olives and lettuce.

I DIE

2009-03-09T20:17:00.008+08:00

AHAHAHAH OMGGG.

The heck is up with kids these days? I was busy playing Pokemon when I was their age, not doing choreography to Beyonce songs. *geleng palak*

To their credit, at least they have more swagger and rhythm than I ever will have. :P

*EDIT*

Hahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahhaha I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hardddddd. Okay, I have major respect for them now, they could give PCD and their dancebreaks a run for their money.

... Now I just feel confused because I'm not sure how I feel about all of this since a part of me is (a little) awed but this whole thing is also effed up on so many levels.

Wah.

2009-03-07T15:00:00.004+08:00

I was watching this international pidato competition with my dad on TV1 yesterday, and there were 3 contestants that grabbed (everyone's) attention, a Russian girl, a Dutch girl (She was most probably Indonesian since she looked like one) and an Australian girl here:

She can speak Bahasa Melayu so well. Okay, so it's more Indonesian sounding but it's still Malay what. And in her pidato she said BM was the 4th most widely spoken language in the world and I was like, "lol wut rly?" and I Wiki'ed it up but it's not there, then I found an article and it said:

Malay language is now the world's 4th most widely spoken language. Today, about 300 million people in the world speak in Malay.

There are four nations where Malay Language or Bahasa Melayu is the national language. The countries are: Malaysia - (Bahasa Malaysia), Indonesia - (Bahasa Indonesia), Brunei Darussalam & Singapore - (Bahasa Melayu) - the home of about 275 million people.

Other places where Malay language is widely spoken are Southern Thailand, Southern Philippines, Cambodia, and Vietnam. There are currently more than half a million Cham Malays living in Cambodia. There are also about 70,000 people who can converse in Malay in Sri Lanka.

Malay language is also being spoken by Malays in South Africa. And, interestingly, China has its own Radio Channel in Malay, - Siaran Radio Bahasa Melayu CRI - managed by its own citizens.

The world's most widely spoken language is Mandarin. Second; English and third; Hindi/Urdu.

Uh. Don't know how accurate those statistics are but okay. Interesting...

And the Russian girl, my oh my, was I amazed by the way she spoke. She had a heavy accent, but the way she spoke BM was so... sexy and foreign to my ears. Rawr. Sayang her video's not on Youtube. When you listen to everybody else speaking BM here it's like, "Uh okayyy"...

We listen to people speaking French, Spanish and Arabic and it's like, "Wow, their language is so beautiful!" so I've always wondered how foreign people would perceive BM.

Hmm.

...

2009-03-05T13:06:00.002+08:00

Filler post!

Yesterday, I went for my table test. My first thought was "Wah, so fast and convenient compared to Mukah!"... I got a 47, hahaha. 1 wrong for each section. *bangga* Now if I scored that high on my objective papers back in school then... Okay, digressing already. I don't even want to think about it.

I still don't even know my Mukah table test results, even though I don't know why I even still care. I just wanna know okay.

So I have to go for the workshop thing again on Saturday. I don't like waking up early.

And my dad's going to Mukah this Saturday, coming back on Tuesday. I'm not going because... I don't know also, no one even mentioned it to me. If my dad can't get off work on the day the SPM results are out I don't know if I'm going to school... Unless my mom comes back from Mukah with him. I hope not though, I think my mom is the last person in the world I want to face on that day... I guess I have to tumpang someone, but we'll see.

lmaaaoooo

2009-03-02T22:49:00.002+08:00

Cikgu Mahendran broke his leg?

Why hasn't anyone mentioned this to me.

Poor guy. You know, I see him hanging around this bookstore near my house all the time. I think he lives here...

Uh. Random.

Ciiiilaka

2009-03-02T18:17:00.004+08:00

Since when does McDonald's NOT deliver to my area? I called them just now and they said they don't do deliveries to my area since 2007... The f*ck? That is so not true considering I just ordered them to deliver to my house 2 weeks ago, and so many more times before that. Who's been taking all my orders on the phone on the hotline before this then, without any problems?

McDonalds Dude: Yeah err, we don't deliver to Jalan Kapor anymore...
Me: [mutes The Simpsons] HA. What... the.. what, why?
McDonalds Dude: Yes, we stopped delivery there since 2007..
Me: B-b-but I just ordered from you guys 2 weeks ago and they delivered it to my house, and before that...
McDonalds Dude: Well our records say you haven't ordered from us since 2007 as well, so...
Me: ..............................
McDonalds Dude: I'm extremely sorry sir [rambles on and on]
Me: [thinking, "Yeah, you better be sorry!"] .... BYE THEN. [hangs up]

The distance from the McDonalds 3rd mile to Poh Kwong Park is not very far, like AT ALL so I seriously don't get why they're doing this. WHYYY. How dare they suddenly deny delivery to me when I'm the one who's been giving them good business all this while. *grumbles* I hate not having my license yet.

I called twice some more (cehh ney tauk nak? coba nasib ajak) and this different guy said the same thing. Hmph.

I write to the Star baruk tauk.

Oh well, looks like I'll just eat rice tonight.

Pada, pa, pa, paaaaa -- I'm not loving it.

ha ha hee hee ha ha ho

2009-02-27T19:27:00.008+08:00

So I got my new phone. Granted, it's not the Blackberry Bold like my father seemingly promised (I will have you one day! *shakes fist*) but I like it. It only costs RM590 and the features aren't bad, 3.2 MP camera with flash, MP3, Bluetooth, and what not. A definite upgrade from my lousy 3220 at least. It actually looks nicer and the screen actually seems bigger in real life than in that photo, if I do say so myself. :P

Before this my dad actually came home a few days ago with the intent of surprising me with a new phone, but the phone... well, to put it nicely, it sucked. It was one of those generic made in China phones which was a blatant rip-off of an iPhone with a lousy touchscreen to boot. Want to tekan also have to press twice and really hard too. And then on the back it said, "Designed in Cahffoma but Made in China" and I was like... WHAT THE HELL, CAHFFOMA?! I was too scared to tell my dad I didn't like it at first but then eventually I did and he was like, "[shrugs] I thought it would be cool to try it out." Heh. Glad he took it so nicely. So he called the shop and asked if we could exchange the phone since they couldn't refund it in cash and thank goodness they obliged. So I went to pick one (I wanted the Nokia 6600 slide but so mahal T_T), and we just paid an extra RM100 since it was RM100 more expensive than the ciplak iPhone thing.

So anyways before my 3220 died, I managed to save my contact numbers to my SIM card. One time I accidentally deleted all my contacts but managed to restore them from my last save, so I do have them in my SIM. But then when I put my SIM card into my new phone I tried to import my contacts but it said there was no memory in my SIM, wtf? I took it out and put it back in, but the same thing happened. Cis.

So yeah, now I need everyone's numbers. *grumbles* I can only remember Azrin's number besides my family's.

Mine is.. should I put it up? Never mind lah, put for awhile only (as if people are dying to know anyways :P). I'm still using the same number: 0168880217.

So you can [Kim Possible theme song] Call me, beep me if you wanna reach me! [/Kim Possible theme song]

I love...

2009-02-26T21:47:00.007+08:00

Megan Corkrey! She's like a hybrid of Avril Lavigne and Reese Witherspoon.

Towards the end she sounded uhh a little off but I still loved it. And her sleeved tattoo is sooo hot.

And I HAAAAAAAAATE

DANNY GOKEY. HATE HATE HATE HATE HIM I DON'T CARE, I feel like punching his annoying face everytime he appears on the TV screen. Celaka nyaaaa I bet he makes it far this season since he's part of the Top 12 already.

Currently, I'm downloading Skins since I've heard so many good things about these series. Granted, it's not something you'd wanna watch in front of your parents but then again there's nothing on TV that's pure and wholesome anymore so to hell with it! Too bad the internet here is so freaking slow... I tidak sabar.

Woah, scandalous. It makes those GG posters look tame. These kids are British so no surprises there...

Also watching Weeds, some show my brother downloaded a long time ago but I never really got around to watching it even though he said it was good. Was so bored the other day I watched one episode and now I can't get enough. Haha. I wanna download Psych and How I Met Your Mother episodes but then my computer has way too much shit in it already. I need to delete a LOT of stuff...

Oh and I downloaded Lily Allen and Kelly Clarkson's new albums the other day. Just out of curiosity okay. Other albums REALLY (seriously.) worth downloading are Lady Gaga's (Lovegame, Paparazzi, Starstruck, The Fame, Summer Boy, I Like It Rough, Boys Boys Boys, Money Honey), Katy Perry's (Waking Up in Vegas, Thinking of You, One of the Boys), Beyonce's (Halo, Disappear, Ave Maria, Broken Hearted Girl, Diva, Sweet Dream) and Britney's (Out from Under, Shattered Glass, Lace & Leather, Kill The Lights, If You Seek Amy, Unusual You, Mannequin, Quicksand, Trouble, Rock Me In, Amnesia). All of the songs rock basically. :P

Lily Allen, "It's Not Me, It's You":
Good tracks: Everyone's At It, The Fear, Not Fair and Fuck You

Kelly Clarson, "All I Ever Wanted":
Good tracks: I Do Not Hook Up, Don't Let Me Stop You, Already Gone and If I Can't Have You

It's honestly a good album, I was expecting epic fail from her but... yeah she surprised me.

Waiting for my The Killers album and Lamb of God one to finish downloading too. I surprisingly like Saosin songs? And I need new listening material from Incubus, Killswitch Engage and Trivium. I rediscovered my old H.I.M. songs and I forgot how awesome their songs are even though their lyrics are sooo yucky and emo ("Won't you die tonight for love? Baby join meeee in deeeeath" o.O) and most (I said most, not all!) of their fans are crazy goth people who think they're vampires judging from the comments they left on their MySpace. They proclaim their genre of music is classified as "love metal" and I can see why since most of their lyrics are about love. And death. But whatever, it's good music and that's all that counts.

*EDIT* REMEMBER THIS??????

I can't stop laughing now, this inspired my then 11 year old self in 2002 to become who I am now. A cheeky boy.

You know what

2009-02-26T10:36:00.004+08:00

I've been such a selfish brat, and especially now with today's economy... What with my dad needing to send money to my brother, my sister... And me going to uni this year... Haiya. I hate burdening my parents. But then again I also want it.

I shouldn't even be upset over something trivial like this and I need to remind myself that there are so many people out there who have it way worse than me so I should be thankful.

When I get my driver's license (still a long way to go, I just went for the talk on Sunday -_-") I should probably find a job. Yeah. Haha, watch me a few months from now still being a bum at home but I totally should get one. We'll see lah. Don't wanna be a tin kosong, all talk but no action. Which I would have to say, probably defines me the best. :P

I'm probably going to cringe when I come back to my blog and read this post later on but venting is so good, I'm glad I have my blog as an emotional outlet. XD

P.S. Have you guys tried catching Ezzaty's AF audition on TV? I ALWAYS SEEM TO MISS IT.

"Ooh, I like surprises!"

2009-02-25T18:39:00.007+08:00

... but not in this case.

I don't want to seem ungrateful, but..

How do you tell your dad who decided to surprise you with a gift you never wanted in the first place without consulting you that you don't want it when before, it seemed like he was intent on buying you something that you actually did want.

... Haiya. I feel so confused. He could have at least TOLD me beforehand. ~~And there better be a refund because if not...~~ NO REFUND. BODOH PUNYA SHOP :'(

I had to get this out of my system. Eventually I'll probably learn to deal with it but at the moment I'm not even sure how to feel.

There's only one person I can turn to now, and that's my mom. I am such a mummy's boy, I'm not even going to deny it.

Nostalgia

2009-02-20T21:48:00.006+08:00

I came across these photos while looking at photos in this folder on the computer:

Sigh.

I miss it.

I'd give anything to relive those moments all over again but the only way I could do that is by going through Form 6.. which is. Well, to put it nicely, no thanks.

"Being grown up isn't half as fun as growing up
These are the best years of your life"

That is so true. Cehhh maka I baru only finish my SPM. I sound like an old fart. :P

But really, I miss you guys. Take care and don't forget to keep on kicking choir butt!

Wow.

2009-02-20T14:08:00.001+08:00

Just.. wow.

Chris Brown, your career will never be the same.

booger king

2009-02-17T21:03:00.002+08:00

Yay, my dad's back.. and he brought back some burgers from Burger King. Swiss Mushroom Cheese and Double Cheese. Mmmm. I'm a happy camper. I also told him my phone died, and he was alright with it. He didn't ask how though so... shh.

This..

2009-02-16T14:25:00.001+08:00

made my day.

Karma

2009-02-15T19:18:00.011+08:00

This is what I get for making fun of people all the time.

Yesterday at lunch, my orang gaji cooked some fried rice. It didn't taste funny at all so I just ate it.

A few moments later, I felt really sick to my stomach and nauseous followed by a slight fever and really bad thirst not long after. First thing I did was rush to the toilet.

I am not going into details about what happened next because you could probably guess what happened already.

Immediately rushed to the kitchen, looking for a small box of those miracle "Chi Kit Teck Aun" pills. Thank goodness there was one box leftover from the time I pretended to have a stomach ache so I didn't need to go to school. Haha. Ironic much?

*sound of a chorus of angels*
The miracle pills

I felt a little better after that but I felt so tired I thought I was going to faint already so I dozed off from 3 something in the afternoon until 8 this morning (with a few trips to the toilet in between :P).

Woke up and the first thing I did was take a shower. I didn't bother to change the day before on account of how I was practically passed out in my room so my phone was in my pocket while I slept. I was really groggy (too many hours of sleep probably) and aching all over so I didn't realize it was there, and I took my clothes off and dropped it into the laundry basket and took a shower. Then my maid collected the laundry and dumped it into the basin to be soaked. She didn't check the pockets so now, my phone is dead.

YES I USED THIS PHONE SO SHUT UP
R.I.P. (June 2005 - 15th February 2009)
4 years of loyalty and service, you've never failed me once

I'm sorry but I can't help but feel a little pissed because first of all, she probably (unintentionally) poisoned me with rice that was probably basi and now she KILLED my phone. Okay so the 2nd part is partly my fault, but still... Hello, you're supposed to be feeding me something healthy. It's not like we don't have anything else to eat, why use yesterday's rice? How dare you poison me.

I guess these things happen. I'm over it. Why?

Because now I'll weigh considerably less and I can get a new phone. Mwahahahaha. At least there's a bright side to all of this.

BRB browsing gsmarena.com

Hi.

2009-02-14T11:12:00.004+08:00

Remember me?

Bet you never thought you'd see me again.

Well.

I just found out I have a bag named after me.

The "Miss Faridah" bag.

by Marc Jacobs.

LIHAT!!!!!

Simply exquisite.

This post has been approved by Edna.

Hmm.

2009-02-13T21:44:00.006+08:00

My dad is going to JB and then KL tomorrow until Tuesday.

It's work-related but... haiya, BRING ME LA. Then I can go explore Singapore for like a day while you work and then I can stay with Ee Ee Pat in KL while you go off... doing whatever it is.

My face is like this right now: T_T

The only time I ever go anywhere is Mukah. Kedak sikda tempat lain jak.

So it's just gonna be me and the kakak at home. As usual.

Someone kidnap me? Please?

Oh and I need to claim some money from my dad before he goes.

Aaaand I need to open a bank account so my mom can deposit my RM1200. Wahaha. The restaurant's business for the past 3 months has been really good what.

Aaaand I need to register to learn how to drive all over again (I feel so sakit hati typing this) here in Kuching but no one can bring me... Maybe my aunt. Huh. Otherwise I'll never get my license. Celaka the learning institute in Mukah, no news even about my freaking table test that I took a month ago.

And I need to call the clinic to find out when my next appointment is because I can't for the life of me remember when it was.

And if you think I'm going to say, "Happy Valentine's Day" you've got another thing coming...

MY EYES!!!

2009-02-12T19:47:00.008+08:00

There are 8 babies in there... OMG.
And my AI favourites made it to the Top 36! I is happy. Except I just read that Joanna Pacitti got disqualified due to her experience and is being replaced by Felicia Barton, and Jamar _____ is rumoured to be coming back.

lol it's a video post

2009-02-11T23:01:00.006+08:00

This is probably one of the worst but funniest videos I've ever watched in my entire life...

This is so wrong and incredibly racist, but OMG...

I laughed until I cried. There are 2 more in the "More From: ..." including one involving various Heroes characters speaking Bahasa Sarawak. This is almost as stupid/funny as Sembelit.

But jokes aside, this is absolutely disgraceful. Peace, yo.

omg

2009-02-11T19:46:00.002+08:00

So today I went out with Ezzaty.. and she drops the bomb that she

AUDITIONED

FOR

A.F.

AS

IN

AKADEMI

FANTASIA

LIKE

....

WHY DID SHE NOT TELL ME THIS EARLIER???????????

She said her mom was like, "Let's go to Crown Square." so she's like, "Okay.." and then they get there and her mom tells her to audition so she registers on the spot, auditioned and made it to the next round.

And the next.

And the next.

But it ends at the fourth round right before the KL one. Because she allegedly had "no personality".

WTF.

Dayang Nur Izzati? NO PERSONALITY? You're effing kidding me right..........

But it's okay, who needs AF? Even though we won't be AFUNDI-ing her every week as she graces our TV screens... okay I can't come up with something witty and nice so uhh.

Maybe next time~ Or even try One in a Million. Haha.

more people like her should exist

2009-02-10T18:53:00.004+08:00

let's

get

married

... AND HAVE BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN TOGETHER :')

AI!

2009-02-07T20:05:00.003+08:00

For once, I've actually been following American Idol week to week... Usually I just watch the auditions and the finale.

These are a list of people in alphabetical order that I want to see (and sort of expect to) make it to the Top 12:

Girls:

01. Ann Marie Boskovich
- Pretty face + good singer = High chance of being a finalist

02. Casey Carlson
- She is incredibly pretty and I enjoy seeing her on my TV screen.

03. Jasmine Murray
- She's only what, 16 and the girl CAN. SING. Beautiful smile too.

04. Joanna Pacitti
- It's kind of unfair that she's had a lot of experience already I GUESS, (Britney bought the rights to a ballad of hers, "Out From Under" and covered it, an honour in my opinion if Britney thinks your song is good enough for her to sing, granted Britney isn't the world's most amazing vocalist but hey, it's Britney Motherfuckin' Spears okay. :P) but Joanna has a good voice and is absolutely beautiful.

05. Lil Rounds
- I really hate to stereotype but very season there's always that token black divalicious woman who can sing but unfortunately never really makes it that far and I suppose this season it's her. Let's hope she can avoid that stigma and actually have some longevity like Latoya London and Jennifer Hudson did. Fantasia doesn't count because... damn, what is she even up to nowadays.

06. Megan Corkrey
- She's my favouriiiiite. 23 year old mom who could pass for 16 with a sleeved tattoo. Hot.

07. Taylor Vaifanua
- Amy Winehouse 2.0. 'Nuff said.

Other potential finalists: Jackie Tohn, Kristen McNamara, Kendall Beard

I don't normally have any guy favourites but for the sake of 5 more people to round off my ideal Top 12:

Guys:

01. Adam Lambert
- I really don't like him but he seems so Top 12 material.

02. Alexander Wagner-Trugman
- People say he's like David Archuleta because he's so nerdy. I HATE DAVID ARCHULETA. But I like this guy.

03. Kai Kalama
- I don't remember who he is but he looks cool. Haha.

04. Matt Giraud
- I really despise the male contestants but his voice is really nice la.

05. Scott Macintyre
- You know the judges are going to let him through because of his story, but he deserves it since he is talented despite being handicapped.

Besides them, Brent Keith, Matt Breitzke, Stephen Fowler and Anoop Desai seem like promising finalists as well.

AND NOW THESE ARE PEOPLE I HOPE DON'T MAKE IT:

01. Tatiana Del Toro
- ... SHE'S SO ANNOYING. Her personality and HER LAUGH ESPECIALLY...

02. Nathaniel Marshall
- Yeah I don't have to explain this one

03. Von Smith
- Don't remember him but he looks annoying in this photo so for that, he's on this list.

04. Jorge Nunez
- He needs to calm down, that's all I have to say

05. Danny Gokey
- His story is sad and he seems like a genuinely nice guy but sorry I really really REALLY don't like him.

goo goo ga ga

2009-02-05T22:02:00.002+08:00

I was bored last night and decided to pick baby names with Mimy and Farah. Why? No lives mah.

Boys:
- Affsya
- Alec
- Awn
- Barraq (haha...)
- Dani
- Emile
- Faris
- Harris
- Iman
- Iyad
- Kahlil
- Luca
- Mateen
- Mika
- Nader
- Raif
- Seth (didn't know this was an Arabic name)
- Tamir (I don't care I like this one)
- Ziyad

Girls:
- Ada
- Amani
- Anya
- Asha
- Ava
- Daria
- Durdana
- Edith
- Faaria
- Hana
- Harper (hahaha everyone I've asked doesn't approve)
- Ida
- Ifra
- Ira
- Izza
- Karmen
- Lara
- Lila
- Maia
- Mariam
- Nadia
- Naima (ring a bell?)
- Noemie
- Nia
- Siri
- Tameera
- Tania
- Tidja
- Yasmin
- Zia

Suka atau tidak suka, maklumkanlah dengan saya, terima kasih.

Most are Arabic names with a few French, Greek and Spanish names. Aaaand they're all going to be _______ Hakim bin/bt. Azizul Hakim.

...

It just dawned on me how pathetic this is. Starting a family should be the last thing on my mind.... I blame all the free time I have. Blah.

MAKEOVER

2009-02-04T16:43:00.002+08:00

New header. Yay or nay?

om nom nom nom

2009-02-04T14:07:00.001+08:00

Eh I really want to eat some pies and quiches from The Gingerbread House.

And boxer briefs are so comfortable.

2009-02-03T21:16:00.004+08:00

So... I'm not in Mukah.

Ninoy went off to Perth on Monday. Mom and Rahil went back to Mukah on Monday. Norah's in Ipoh.

The house is so quiet now, since my dad is barely at home. So it's just me, the cat and the kakak.

Because I can't drive yet, there's no one to send me anywhere so my fat ass is stuck at home all day... every day. I feel depressed just writing this.

It looks like I have to start learning how to drive all over again in Kuching, since apparently no one receives "certificates" of proof that you have attended the talks and passed your table test, I was thinking we could just show them to the instructor and then I could just start my practical terus. If this is actually possible, PLEASE TELL ME. Also because my mom insists that I don't go back to Mukah to do my practical for the time being. My eczema got really bad there, I think it must have been the water... All that chlorine. It spread to my eyelids, neck, above my upper lip, a patch on my forehead, a few patches on my scalp and around my jaw. My eyes were so swollen and red and my skin was peeling, I couldn't even look in the mirror.

BUT

Thanks to Dr. Mejunder and Trans4Factor's Renewal Gell, my skin is getting loads better. So yay! Eczema's almost all gone, but with the right medication I think I can keep it under control.

Anyways, I'm seriously not looking forward to go for another talk and sitting for another table test. I hate thinking about it because it gets me so worked up but I guess I'll just have to take it easy...

Funnily enough, I actually wouldn't mind being in Mukah at the moment, at least I'd be able to help my mom out at the restaurant instead of just being stuck at home.

Oh and change of plans, looks like I'm heading to Limkokwing later than expected since I have to actually get my license first. So, at the moment, nothing's set in stone regarding tertiary education. How else am I going to get to class if I can't even drive yet? It's near my house but not near enough to walk. I guess this gives me more time to reconsider what I want to study, definitely interested in architecture but industrial design sounds good too. We'll see though. Besides, if my SPM results are good enough, it would probably broaden my options so I don't want to do anything just yet. Crossing my fingers and hoping reeeally bad that good things will be coming my way! My mom doesn't want to send me to Matrics/elsewhere because of my skin... Okay, now it sounds as if I can't take care of myself, but my eczema is sort of a blessing in disguise in a way, because it basically eliminates places where I would possibly be sent to that I wouldn't... like? Haha. I do eventually want (very much) to get out of Kuching, but somehow it doesn't seem that bad of an idea to me CURRENTLY. Now, watch me take back what I just said in the next few months complaining about Kuching. :P

Nana and Chris are going back to Christchurch tomorrow, I guess... see you end of this year? Have a safe flight, you guys~

That's about it from me...

Oh and

P.S. Susan/Lina what will the choir be singing this year ha?

Happy Chinese New Year...

2009-01-26T22:20:00.003+08:00

... to everyone! :D

Went visiting today, came back in the evening. Total angpow? Not much, but I don't really care. Is it a sign of me reaching a noble level of maturity? ... Eh, probably.

BTW, if you have no life like I do you HAVE to go to http://www.fmylife.com

I seriously laughed out loud at like, almost everything. I can't imagine going through something as embarrassing as they have, it's soo embarrassing it's kind of painful to read actually.

Some gems:

"Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML"

"Today I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML"

"Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML"

"Today, I realised that the steamy photos that I took with my ex a few months ago had not been erased from his father's camera. FML"

"Today I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML"

"Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's sex!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML"

"Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML"

"Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML"

"Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML"

"Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML"

"Today, I decided to put my computer on slideshow mode. Did you know that hidden files are also read when you put slideshow on? I discovered this, as did my entire family, when my naked girlfriend appeared on the screen. FML"

"Today, I got fed up with my neighbor who has been coughing, night and day, for six months. I rang at her door to tell her about several remedies I know of to help, so I could sleep. I thus found out she has lung cancer. FML"

"Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML"

"Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML"

"Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML"

"Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML"

"Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML"

"Today, me and my sister hear a buzzing noise in our parent's bedroom. We go to investigate. It's coming from a drawer. We open it up. Battery operated dildo. FML"

Okay I ended up pasting way more than "some". I'll leave the rest to you because it would spoil the fun.

2009-01-23T14:15:00.004+08:00

As the days come and go, I feel like I'm turning more and more into:

If you don't know who she is, she's the crazy cat lady from The Simpsons who always brings the lulz to our TV screens.

I want to have a lot of cats. Kittens, to be specific. Only no one else in my family is actually crazy about this hobby, and what with the economy and all... It's inconvenient, I suppose. But whatever, I fully intend on successfully breeding my cat for my own selfish reasons. :P

And this video...

so touching. :')

2009-01-21T11:36:00.005+08:00

So. I'm going back to Mukah on 3rd Feb.

Because..

I have to do my practical there.

Because..

I cannot do it in Kuching because if I do, I have to start all over again. I am NOT going to sit for another talk and take another table test, NO. FUCKING. WAY. Why is everything so complicated? Damn you, JPJ. AND FUCK I STILL DON'T KNOW MY TABLE TEST RESULTS *EXPLODES*

Mukah FTL

2009-01-16T00:25:00.007+08:00

Going back to Kuching in 2 days. Woot woot! Decided to get an Xbox 360 over a PS3, because got ciplak games. Ciplak is always MUY BUENO. I just hope I actually get something I want for once.

Today I had my table test. Mukah so kuno, we had a written test instead of using computers like EVERYONE ELSE DOES... And my table test was at 2 but it only started at 2.45 because we had to wait for everyone to arrive. Damn those ah liens for taking their sweet time, sooooo eeeeee celaka nya!!!! What for, cannot just start terus meh? So I sat there waiting lor, and I was done in half an hour. The only question I didn't know is how to stop my motorbike in the event that it skids, and the probability of me riding a motorbike in the near future is close to nil so... I don't care. Oh, and I don't even know if I passed. I'm guessing they're either gonna call me or send my results to my Mukah house, but I'll be in Kuching so my mom will Poslaju it to Kuching or something. Blaaaaaaaaaaaah.

That's all.

if you like it you shoulda put a ring on it

2009-01-11T23:28:00.002+08:00

NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

Tagged by Susan:

How old are you?
- 18 this year, JAILBAIT NO MO

Are you single?
- and lonely

At what age do you think you'll get married?
- 30+

Do you think you'll be marrying the person you are with now?
- lol.

If not, who do you want to marry?
- Olga Kurylenko can?

Do you want a garden/beach or a traditional wedding?
- Honestly, I just want to sign a bunch of legal papers, invite everyone to some dinner and jet off on an expensive honeymoon

Your ideal motive?
- wth

Where do you plan to go on a honeymoon?
- Where do I NOT plan to go on a honeymoon. Somewhere in Europe I GUESS...

How many guests do you think you'll invite?
- Family, friends.

Do you want an extravagant wedding or a simple wedding?
- I don't. want. a. wedding. Recession wei

Do you want the traditional vows or something you'd make up on your own?
- Made up, but I'm not witty enough to make something that would make people go AWW

How many layers of cake do you want?
- A lot. Then I can give the leftovers to all my aunts in containers. ^_____^

Do you prefer having your reception at a hotel or a simple place?
- ... a hotel i suppose

When do you want to get married, morning or evening?
- Morning, I think I'll have... plans in the evening ;)

You'd rather have your reception outdoors or indoors?
- Indoors

Do you like a grand entrance for your groom?
- MY GROOM? WTF

Name the song you like to play on your wedding.
- Seasons of Love, HAHA. Love Susan's idea though

Are you a morning person or a night person?
- What does this have to do with my wedding

Do you want a solemn ceremony or a light one?
- Light. Y SO SRS

Describe your ideal husband/wife?
- Do I even need to answer this? Pretty, smart, nice, fertile?

Do you prefer fine dining or just the normal spoon & fork/knife?
- the latter

Champagne or red wine?
- I DUNNO

Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
- Right after.

Money or household items?
- It's all about the Benjamins, baby~

Who will pay for the bills?
- *runs*

Are you ready for married life?
- lol no

Do you think you will still be a virgin until you get married?
- No promises here

Will you always be true to your wife/husband?
- Sure sure

How many kids would you like to have?
- As many as my wife's uterus can take. *pats wife's head*

A new house for a newly wed or an old one?
- Of course a new house..

What kind of cuisine would you like for your wedding?
- Riverside Seafood, No. 8, Jalan Boyan, 96400 Mukah HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Will you record your honeymoon in VCD/DVD?
- Two words: PARIS HILTON.

Whose wedding plans would you like to know next?
- whoever's

2009-01-09T11:53:00.002+08:00

my brother's coming

and he brought pizza

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mukah only got sugarbun and kfc (coming soon) okay

PERPETUALLY BORED

2009-01-07T22:10:00.003+08:00

Slow night at the restaurant, so I brought the laptop here. Free WiFi mah. Thank you, Deconnexion Sdn. Bhd!

Anyways, random post

WANT IRL:

- PS3 (so I can play Dynasty Warriors 6)
- The Sims 3 (waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant)
- Xperia X1 (not so much a priority anymore but I still want it)
- New kittens (hahaha i know, weird)
- Real holiday (Mukah =/= Real holiday)
- Multiple seasons of How I Met Your Mother/Psych on DVD (takes too long to download all that shit)
- New clothes (always a plus)

Then you know, I'd actually be self-actualized.

Oh and I finished reading the Twilight series the other day, New Moon = Total waste of time, you're better off reading the synopsis on Wikipedia. Ending of Breaking Dawn was disappointing, intense build up and little action in the end. Good thing is, everyone gets what they want. Clever on the author's part to not infuriate the Twilight stans by lets sayyyy killing off some major character or something like that. The only thing I don't like is the way the series is written isn't very impressive, it's like... good fanfiction. Which equals to 2nd rate "real" writing. Oh and all the romantic, mushy parts, I skip those. Oh and the one thing I REALLY don't get is how Edward and Bella were able to Do It when Edward apparently doesn't even have any blood running through his veins. Think about it.

That's all.

Update

2009-01-05T17:11:00.002+08:00

Happy New Year? Haha totally late, but :P

I've been in Mukah for about a month now... Coming back on the 29th. So I guess I'm celebrating CNY in Mukah. Table test on the 15th... Mukah apparently only does one table test a month like wtf? I thought it'd be faster to do it here but apparently not. So driving lessons will be in Kuching instead since I'll be going back. Hope I won't have any trouble with that when I get back.

Aaaaand it seems like I'm going to be starting uni soon around March. Huh. My dad told me on New Years and I was like, "... Seriously?" but I thought about it and I'm sort of excited? I mean it's not like I'm doing anything... I feel like being productive lately, I guess it's from lazing around for so long already.

Counting down the days until I go back. Thank God for new Gossip Girl episodes, otherwise I don't know how I'd stay sane.

Merry Christmas

2008-12-25T13:28:00.000+08:00

Don't call it a comeback

2008-11-28T08:13:00.008+08:00

.... because she never left to begin with.

ANYWAYS

Since SPM is officially over... I dunno, I feel like nothing's happened. I want to feel happy and excited, but I feel nothing YET. Even when people are like, "OMG, aren't you happy SPM is over?! YAYYYYYYYYYYY", I'm like, "I know right? So happy!"

Sooo genuine

I guess I'm happy to leave BL. No more studying at the moment.... NO MORE BIOLOGY (hahaha Pleurococcus sp.) AND ADD MATHS OMFG screw you FSH and LH i have no idea what you're good for besides being some hormones secreted by something in the vagina (and I'm not even sure about THAT) and the menstrual cycle is bloody complicated I have no idea whatsoever about what goes on in there

The only thing I'm really going to miss is the choir... Pn. Luk, Pn. Anita, Pn. Sng, Cik Suzie... I had a lot of fun, there were some great moments and some not so great moments... You guys better kick ass next year (and the years to come) okay~

Oh and Mr. Tan too I GUESS...

Presenting ~~Hai Hiong~~ Mr. Tan this slab of wood with our signatures and messages... Which actually went to Pn. Ding. :P

Bodoh Dee. I forgot what she wrote for Pn. Ding. I only know she wrote "bitch" somewhere. This was pre-SPM btw (the Friday before)

Now if only I had a close-up of that slab of wood...

For now, I'm just relaxing in Kuching for about 2 weeks before I head to Mukah, which I'm not too excited about if we're being honest. I'll be working at my mom's restaurant, but *that* I don't mind (hello, $$$$$), it's just that... WHY MUST MUKAH BE SO BORING.

Oh and I'm taking my driver's licence there, teehee. The driving place thingy is only about 200 metres away from my house. So basically I'll be walking there to learn how to drive, which I find kind of funny. I hope it doesn't take too long because then I'd have to stay there until I pass my driving test. Which will happen. Please. I hope.

And in the meanwhile, since there'll be nobody left to take care of my cat:

I will be placing her in a ~pet hotel~ until I'm gone. Which is gonna cost a lot... but... yalah. And I'm going to request for her to be bred so I will have beautiful kittens to play with.

^______^

OUT FROM UNDER

2008-11-25T17:38:00.002+08:00

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

finally

yayayayayayayayayayayayay

it's like a huge weight has been lifted off from my shoulders and and and and i'm going out to have cake tonight to celebrate ^_^

i mean there's still est

but i mean come on

it's EST

cehhh "azizul you think you so good la can get A1 la for your est ha? 90+ baru A1 you know bla bla bla"

yes yes okay dont take it for granted okay XOXO

seventeen candles

2008-11-24T16:14:00.000+08:00

i am seventeen

yay

exhausted

no more biology

i feel like crying tears of joy

so. many. emotions. running through my mind

hahahhaha YUCK SO EMO

Week 2

2008-11-21T18:01:00.004+08:00

This week,

I broke up with :

- Add Maths

- Agama

- Chemistry

Will not miss. Next week, - Biology - Physics - EST. I hate Biology and it doesn't help that it's on my effing birthday. I hope it's a good sign though, may I be lucky that day~

3 more exam days

8 more papers

Woo.

P.S. I just watched The House Bunny this afternoon (I needed a break OKAY) and Anna Faris is sooooooo funny in it.